I said I don't know why we've always had stupid bugs
They're a little annoying, and I'm getting sick of seeing them
And I don't know how they always get in my house
They crawl on the ceiling, well now I need to get rid of them
'Cause they're a little bit pesky, well
Don't want spiders, no not here, not while I'm sleeping in bed
I wish they'd leave, for a change
Yeah, that just might be good

I wanna flush you right down, well I will, well I will
I wanna flush you down, well I will, well I will
I'm throwing you in the toilet, I'm throwing you in the toilet,
I will

I said I don't know why we've always got flies and bees
Yeah, they're a little annoying, and I'll hit 'em with a newspaper
And I don't wanna call the exterminator,
His price is so darn costly,
I guess I'll just kill them on my own
But it's a little bit nasty, well

Don't just stand there, help me swat this bee
I'm invaded, in my home, by bugs
They could leave here, for a change
They're starting to get on my nerves

I wanna flush you right down, well I will, well I will
I wanna flush you down, well I will, well I will
I'm throwing you in the toilet, I'm throwing you in the toilet,
I will

Oh, just get a flyswatter
Just get a Kleenex, and just toss it in the trash,
'Cause I'm too lazy, lazy
Just flush 'em baby, just flush 'em baby

I wanna flush you right down, well I will, well I will
I wanna flush you down, well I will, well I will
I'm throwing you in the toilet, I'm throwing you in the toilet,
I will

Yeah, I will