You clued me in with your diaper smell
You didn't have to tell me
You heaved a hoagie in the Taco Bell
It almost overwhelmed me

Excrete, that's what you're bleating about
I hold my nose to keep awake
Exhale, the scent's assailing my snout
What the hell'd you eat anyway?

Change the diaper
Comes back large
I am the Wiper
Doody Booty Bard

Yecch, it lingers long past done
A swooning feeling, senses spun
Baby has filled his dipes
The time has come for Handi-Wipes

Blecch, this thing is anti-fun
How soon will my ordeal be done
Baby has blown his pipes
The time has come for Handi-Wipes

Discharge, here comes another brown barge
How many dumps will Baby take?
Exude, when did you eat so much food
Who's been feeding you anyway?

Change the diaper
I'm aghast
The stench is hyper
Doody booty blast

Number two times fifty-one
The Handi-Wipes are almost gone
Number two times fifty-one
The Handi-Wipes are almost gone
Number two times fifty-one
The Handi-Wipes are almost gone

Change the diaper
Comes back large
I am the Wiper
Doody Booty Bard

No way of numbering how many times I've changed you
No way of numbering how many times I've changed you
No way of numbering how many times I've changed you
No way of numbering how many times I've changed you
No way of numbering how many times I've changed you
No way of numbering how many times I've changed you
No way of numbering how many times I've changed you
No way of numbering how many times I've changed you