-> "All He Wants for Christmas is Troops"
Original Song Title:
"All I Want for Christmas is You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"All He Wants for Christmas is Troops"
The Lyrics
Hitler doesn't want much for Christmas
There's just one thing he truly needs
He doesn't care about the weapons
Being built in his arms factories
He just wants you for his own
More than you would ever know
Make his wish come true
All he wants for Christmas is...
Troops!!!
He doesn't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing he truly needs
He doesn't care about the surface fleet
Nor his cherished submarines
He doesn't need to hear the mocking
Of the BBC, that crude English race
Von Braun won't make him happy
With a rocket on Christmas day
He just wants you for his own
More than you would ever know
Make his wish come true
All he want for Christmas is troops
Troops, many
He won't ask too much this Christmas
He sure won’t wish for snow
He’s just gonna keep on waiting
For one quick decisive blow
He won't make up orders and send them
To the Ostfront for a Blitz
He won't even try to make do
With the efforts of Soldat Fritz
'Cause He just wants your German might
Crushing the enemy so tight
What more can he do
Maybe all he wants for Christmas is troops
So many!!!
All the searchlights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of RAF
Bombing fills the air
And everyone is screaming
I hear those Flak guns firing
Stalin won't give him the victory he really needs
Fighting won’t bring him German victory...
Oh Hitler doesn't want a lot for Christmas
This is all he’s asking for
He just wants to see his troops
Killing Reds and winning the war
Oh he just wants you for his own
More than you would ever know
Make his wish come true
Maybe all he wants for Christmas is...
Troops
All he wants for Christmas is troops... many
All he wants for Christmas is troops... many
All he wants for Christmas is troops... many
(repeat and fade)
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