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Song Parodies -> "Ahmadinejad Is A Jew"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want For Christmas Is You"

Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"Ahmadinejad Is A Jew"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

For those who haven't read possibly the most ironic news story of the past few days, it turns out that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, recently re-elected (possibly) President of Iran might possibly be Jewish.
I assumed he was a Muslim
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
He seems so very Islamic
Into fatwahs and jihad
But my newspaper has shown
That it wasn't always so
Can't believe it's true
Ahmadinejad is
A Jew

Hard to credit he was Jewish
He hates them venomously
Jewish holocaust denier:
That's the peak of irony
OK, he's a politician
They ain't always resolute
But now a raging antisemite
For an ex-Jew's kinda cute
Sure, you don't need to explain
That you had to change your name:
So they'd vote for you?
Ahmadinejad is
A Jew

Maybe I should not be laughing
Maybe, well I shouldn't scoff
But I'd love to meet him and say:
"Hiya Mahmoud, Mazel tov!"
I'm not sure how he would take it:
From all reason he's divorced
Rants of genocide in Pal'stine
Discounting the holocaust
Is his acting like a Hun
What he had to do?
Because Ahmadinejad is
A Jew

When his nukes are flying
Over to Israel
And he blows his people's
Promised Land to Hell
Massive devastation
From their retaliation
Ahmadinejad, answer this for me
Why'd you have to start World War Three?

Oh, I don't really care he's Jewish
I just hate how he behaves
Like some spite-filled Nazi baby
Stupid, insane and depraved
Can't believe that it might be
An act for popularity
Maybe we're all screwed
That crazy Ahmadinejad is
A Jew

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Peter Andersson - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Superb title switch - and the rest was good too! Ironic though, that if WW3 starts with a war between Israel and Iran, the jews will be to blame no matter who shots first - and are there not some prophecies predicting just that?
TJC - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Great concept and just Too funny, Phil! We should hold him a belated Goldfinger-style laser-brissin'!
John Barry - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Mahmoud digs Adolf, who was Jewish. . .hmm!
Fiddlegirl - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Brilliant... and inspired use of OS! :D
The Rev. Tommy Turtle - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Read Genesis 16 - 21, and you'll see that both MA's people, and all Arab nations as well, claim descent from Abraham (Ibrahim), the patriarch of the Hebrews (via Ishmael and Isaac, respectively) -- meaning that they're all brothers, or at least second cousins. So, vat's mit all der meshugginah fighting? عدد پنج ، پنجگانهعدد پنج ، پنجگانهعدد پنج ، پنجگانه .
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Hah! I triple-One you! That *proves* that you tell vicious lies! See how you suffer from my secretly-developed Unabomb, infidel!
Phil Alexander - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone :-)

TJC - I think you'll find it's too late for that

TT - They're probably taking that first pair of biblical brothers as an exemplar of proper fraternal behaviour.

Ah.. I was wondering who'd give this one 1s - I figured it would either have to be an Ahmadinejad supporter (hey.. or even the man himself ;-) ), or someone who just didn't read it and thought I was trying to be funny. But real life's so much funnier, don't you think?
Cain - October 10, 2009 - Report this comment
You got a problem with that? You want a piece of me, too? Huh? You want what he got?

Phil, *great* comeback! ... The Unabomber was the usual typical anonymous coward, without guts to sign his name, so a certain poikilothermic reptile had a little fun with what was already there.

And tell me that isn't the first time that you've ever been 555'd in Persian! -- TT.
norCALvotress - October 13, 2009 - Report this comment
No matter Sir Phil, he'll always be ~Armed-&-didAjob~ to me . . .
Phil Alexander - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thought I'd responded here already..

TT - not surprised to find it was you masquerading as Ahmadinejad. He looks a bit like a turtle, too ;-)

norCALvotress - something like this?
He can kill with a nuke, if he's given the chance
He will swear truth, ignoring the fire in his pants
And he wins his elections dishonestally
Was called Sabourjian, but he's always ~Armed-&-didAjob~ to me

..doesn't quite scan, but nearly there
TT - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I resemble that remark. Apology expected, else no more 555 from me, in Persian or any other language. :)
John Jenkins - October 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good "Mazel tov" line and parody.
Hu's On First - December 12, 2012 - Report this comment
I see Bobby Fischer taught him well.

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