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Song Parodies -> "Bitten"

Original Song Title:

"Frozen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Bitten"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

The story of Dung Beetle Boy started when he was bitten by a radioactive Dung Beetle during a camping trip downwind of Los Alamos. Not very popular even among his superhero peers he's sometimes called in by scent signal when they need help with crap tunneling, to clean up The Hulk's green diarrhea, to help the undertaker industry with aliens from outer space that needs to be burried after super-combat, or during congressional recess when political corruption needs to be covered up in heaps. Can you blame him for not being a happy camper?

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Went to see parks that I wanted to see
There was a dung beetle waiting for me
'Was bitten
In the great wide open

I need perfume now, as much I can get
Don't ask about my crap kitchenette
'Was bitten
In the great wide open

Mmmmmm, for cows and grass I'll dart
Mmmmmm, I'm pining for their farts
Mmmmmm, no-one's down like me
Mmmmmm, why God - WHY ME?

Now I'm in envy of Hulk an' The Flame
And I would kill for a cooler nick-name
This I tell you
I'm not done with coping

I gasp when seagulls darken the sky
And pant like hoarders inside of a sty
I'm bitter
And not done with coping

Mmmmmm, I fear I'll come apart
Mmmmmm, And I'm banned at the mart
Mmmmmm, no-one's sad like me
Mmmmmm, why God - WHY ME?

Went to join Batman, he batted at me
And the Avengers turned nose up, oh Gee!
That's stinging
I will need more coping

Mmmmmm, it's been a shaky start
Mmmmmm, my wheel's a brown oxcart
Mmmmmm, no-one rides like me
Mmmmmm, why God - WHY ME?

Mmmmmm, In superhero charts
Mmmmmm, Manoure Girl's my sweetheart
Mmmmmm, no-one's f*cked like me
Mmmmmm, why God - WHY ME?

I used to love fine arts...



© Peter Andersson.

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Matthias - May 31, 2018 - Report this comment
I LOVE that you created an original character for this round and had a somber expression to go along with the somber Madonna song all the while being utterly hilarious! I could see Dung Beetle Boy growing colder and angrier with the world as time goes by and turning into the super villain Dung Beetle Man!
Agrimorfee - May 31, 2018 - Report this comment
You sure needed a lot of expositionary comments on the top for this to make any sense. Perhaps it would be a number for the Broadway musical "Dung Beetle Man: Turn Off The Fart".
Peter Andersson - May 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks! For this one I kinda continued the themes of BOTH my latest entries to OWN; the self-pity theme of the guy with bad halitosis two weeks ago, and the SW fanfic theme of creating new charachters for a well known franchise one week ago. It wasn't deliberate though, it started with the simple title idea for this probably my favorite Madonna song and plans to write something about Spiderman, then he/it morfed into Dung Beetle Boy.
Peregrin - May 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Beautiful! Dung Beetle super hero, yet, the parody was not in the least bit on the nose. And what Matty said in his last comment!
Liz Edmondottir - May 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Stick to making zippers!
Jeff Reuben - June 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Yes...creating your own super hero for this comp was brilliant! Hilarious premise, I really enjoyed this.
Stuart McArthur - June 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Well, I guess when they're handing out superpowers, someone's gonna get the short straw. Hilarious intro, Peter, and the developing of the idea is my kind of humour - loved it - 555
Meriadoc - June 05, 2018 - Report this comment
You're gonna get coprolite in your stocking for this one... :-D

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