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Song Parodies -> "Rustic Thigh High Shrubs"

Original Song Title:

"Justify My Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Rustic Thigh High Shrubs"

Parody Written by:

jj lucia-wright

The Lyrics

I want a flowering cactus
I want a really tacky gnome
I want a hydranger and a rose bush
Alan Titmarsh would think – I love you
ive planted these seeds
So now what, so now what?

[Chorus:]
Wanting, needing, waiting
For 2 rustic thigh high shrubs
weeding, seeding
For 2 rustic thigh high shrubs

I want begonias
Not like that
I don't want no crazy paving
I don't want no astro turf either
I just want decking
water feature maybe
pansies thats right pansies

[Chorus:]
Wanting, needing, waiting
For 2 rustic thigh high shrubs
weeding, seeding
For 2 rustic thigh high shrubs



What about cat poo?
What about dog poo?
Pergola?
Large wooden beams
can you bring them?
Decorative spheres
over there
take me to dobbies
well also need 2 sheets of ply
1 bonsai!

Cards can be used
for a minimum spend
its £5 or over
pansies thats right pansies
I want SHASTA DAISIES

[Chorus:]
Wanting, needing, waiting
For 2 rustic thigh high shrubs
weeding, seeding
For 2 rustic thigh high shrubs

are you open and ready
b&q I need my thigh high shrubs
rustic thigh high shrubs
Wanting, 2 rustic high
Waiting, rustic thigh high shrubs
paying, 2 rustic high
rustic thigh high shrubs
taking 2 rustic thigh high

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