Robert is this-guy-we-like's big brother
Parents are annoying. Love bugging their sons
Debra's his wife they'll yell and curse so loudly
Then she make Ray slumber on the couch when doooooooooooooooone...

Always squeal no one throws a bone
Always squeal
Debra's meal, Marie says is gross
Debra's meeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaalllll....

Pestered them throughout their lives she's prying
Marie's Raymond mother (a pain in the ass)
Frank is a pig, His pants he has unzipped them
He will mock his wife, then eat and he'll say "Craaaaaaaaaaaaaap"

Same ordeal every episode
Same ordeal
No appeal to any Barone
No appeal...

Bickering but Ray we like
Snickering but Ray we like
Sickening but Ray we liiiiiiiiiiiiike...

Robert is a cop who's huge and lumbers
He is dating Amy: Dainty as they come
Ray's got some kids named Jeff, Micheal and Alley
They're not too important cause children are duuuuuuuumb...

Not ideal...

Bickering but Ray we like
Hear them roar
Raising Hell, Let hate flare
Over small things sneeeeeeeaaaaarrrrrr.....

They will get on each other's nerves
And all through yelling they'll converse
Then Raymond's jokes just make things woooooooooooooooooooooorse

What's the deal?
It's unreal
Such a heel is this Ray Barone
Hear them squuuuueeeeeeAAAAAALLLLLL....

Bickering but Ray we like, Keep fighting!
Sniggering is Ray we like while hiding...