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Song Parodies -> "Cleaver"
Original Song Title:
"Fever"
Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Cleaver"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This sick, warped parody is about "What-If" Eddie Haskell lusted for June Cleaver?- Wally and the Beaver's mom!!! Forgive me Porfle- the Devil made me do it!!!
Want June
Want June Cleaver
Never knew how much I wanted June
See her in her underwear
Mother of Beaver and Wally
Yet her hips are so narrow- I swear
You might think I‘m crazy, masturbate night and day
Hour-glass figure, love how it moves
Now if Ward would just get out of the way
[Chorus]
Want June Cleaver, seems so silly
Yet she stirs my (sexual) appetite
June makes me so horny
Wears those dresses so damn tight
Ward works in the daytime
June is such a pretty sight
High School girls, now they’re just not the same
June’s a real woman that looks so ripe
Curse my soul I want you, want you night and day
Wanna wrap my arms around you
See you in some sexy French lingerie
Want June Cleaver, seems so silly
Yet she stirs my (sexual) appetite
June makes me so horny
Wears those dresses so damn tight
Nobody knows I want June Cleaver
Never told anyone at school
Such lewd thoughts would be obscene
Would be sent straight to the Principal
I want June Cleaver, Cleaver
I want June, I want June Cleaver
Want June Cleaver, seems so silly
Yet she stirs my (sexual) appetite
June makes me so horny
Wears those dresses so damn tight
I want June, my mind is set
Only wish she felt the same
Ward works in Mayfield by day
Want June naked, my lust she would tame
I want June Cleaver
Ward works in the daytime
June is such a pretty sight
High School girls, now they’re just not the same
June’s a real woman that looks so ripe
Want June Cleaver, seems so silly
Yet she stirs my (sexual) appetite
June makes me so horny
Wears those dresses so damn tight
June makes me so horny
Wears those dresses so damn tight
Nobody knows I want June Cleaver
Never told anyone at school
Such lewd thoughts would be obscene
Would be sent straight to the Principal
Love her in her heels and dresses
No other woman does compare
If Ward did find out he’d kill me
Or otherwise give me such a scare
For that’s HIS beaver
That’s HIS Mrs.
Makes love to her ev’ry night
Terror! What a crisis!
Jesus, better stay out of sight!
Cleaver, she’s the Mrs.
Cleaver, lust for her- absurd
Cleaver, I want her badly (but)
Adultery’s such a bad word!!!
Cleaver, she’s the Mrs.
Cleaver, lust for her- absurd
Cleaver, I want her badly (but)
Adultery’s such a bad word!!!
Want June Cleaver
Never knew how much I wanted June
See her in her underwear
Mother of Beaver and Wally
Yet her hips are so narrow- I swear
You might think I‘m crazy, masturbate night and day
Hour-glass figure, love how it moves
Now if Ward would just get out of the way
[Chorus]
Want June Cleaver, seems so silly
Yet she stirs my (sexual) appetite
June makes me so horny
Wears those dresses so damn tight
Ward works in the daytime
June is such a pretty sight
High School girls, now they’re just not the same
June’s a real woman that looks so ripe
Curse my soul I want you, want you night and day
Wanna wrap my arms around you
See you in some sexy French lingerie
Want June Cleaver, seems so silly
Yet she stirs my (sexual) appetite
June makes me so horny
Wears those dresses so damn tight
Nobody knows I want June Cleaver
Never told anyone at school
Such lewd thoughts would be obscene
Would be sent straight to the Principal
I want June Cleaver, Cleaver
I want June, I want June Cleaver
Want June Cleaver, seems so silly
Yet she stirs my (sexual) appetite
June makes me so horny
Wears those dresses so damn tight
I want June, my mind is set
Only wish she felt the same
Ward works in Mayfield by day
Want June naked, my lust she would tame
I want June Cleaver
Ward works in the daytime
June is such a pretty sight
High School girls, now they’re just not the same
June’s a real woman that looks so ripe
Want June Cleaver, seems so silly
Yet she stirs my (sexual) appetite
June makes me so horny
Wears those dresses so damn tight
June makes me so horny
Wears those dresses so damn tight
Nobody knows I want June Cleaver
Never told anyone at school
Such lewd thoughts would be obscene
Would be sent straight to the Principal
Love her in her heels and dresses
No other woman does compare
If Ward did find out he’d kill me
Or otherwise give me such a scare
For that’s HIS beaver
That’s HIS Mrs.
Makes love to her ev’ry night
Terror! What a crisis!
Jesus, better stay out of sight!
Cleaver, she’s the Mrs.
Cleaver, lust for her- absurd
Cleaver, I want her badly (but)
Adultery’s such a bad word!!!
Cleaver, she’s the Mrs.
Cleaver, lust for her- absurd
Cleaver, I want her badly (but)
Adultery’s such a bad word!!!
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Hey, knock it off, Eddie! Stop bein' such a creep or I'll have to slug you one.
Yes, this parody is very creepy- what happens when you mix drugs with "Leave it to Beaver" reruns in Antenna TV!!!
Hands off, Eddie! She's rather have a guy with some girth.
Beaver's mom, she's got it goin' on...
I confess, Barbara Billingsley turned me on too!!!
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