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Song Parodies -> "Perish"

Original Song Title:

"Cherish"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Perish"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Been a long time since I did a dark parody of Blonde Valkyrie fighting in Berlin...
Trapped in this broken city, shattered by much pain
Still, the Reds do advance
Last chance to obtain weaponry
There's going to be a bloodbath
This is my destiny, I am a Werwolf Nazi, can't you see
I open up with my (stamped) VG

[Chorus]
Perish the Reds
Here in MY Berlin is where they will die (by my knife)
Perish their tanks
A Panzerfaust is here by my side (I will be firing it)
Perish their strength
Just killing them slow makes me feel good (make them die)
Battles we fought
I'm not leaving, I never could

I am even satisfied with sexual encounters,
No, I can't hide my need for them to bleed, Red mess
Female allure they can't refuse
Germanic and Soviet, they do not mix, Nein/Nyet!
Still, I kill them with every weapon that I choose

Perish the Reds
Here in MY Berlin is where they will die (by my knife)
Perish their tanks
A Panzerfaust is here by my side (I will be firing it)
Perish their strength
Just killing them slow makes me feel good (make them die)
Battles we fought
I'm not leaving, I never could

Killed you! Won't get away- I won't let you
Killed you! I could never forget to
Perish is the word I use to remind me of... your blood

Germanic and Soviet, they do not mix, Nein/Nyet!
Still, I kill them with every weapon that I choose

Killed you! Won't get away- I won't let you
Killed you! I could never forget to
Perish is the word I use to remind me of... your blood

Perish the Reds
Here in MY Berlin is where they will die (by my knife)
Perish their tanks
A Panzerfaust is here by my side (I will be firing it)
Perish their strength
Just killing them slow makes me feel good (make them die)
Battles we fought
I'm not leaving, I never could

Dealing them death gives me joy, such joy
In Berlin you perished, true...


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Callmelennie - January 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Did you have ancestors, say, a grandfather, who fought with the Wehrmacht during WWII? I'm just curious.
Rob Arndt - January 24, 2012 - Report this comment
CML, you just don't know me. I have 9 non-fiction books online about the Third Reich and specialize in weapon systems. Our family did in fact have LW ground troops and Waffen SS during WW2- all survived. My dad was from German Pa. and was involved in Intel work. I carry around a huge amount of information on rare aviation and German weapon systems. Our family also knew the real Blonde Valkyrie SS Werwolf as well as members of the Puma unit that tried to take down the bridge at Remagen... I write on these themes on and off as well as lead in several categories here. Made Top Ten parodists of all-time yesterday with 952 submissions in 10 mos, 23 days straight and have over 1100 submissions to AIR- so am number 18 overall. On the bad side, my health is horrible and I am slowly dying. It's getting harder to write :(
Callmelennie - January 24, 2012 - Report this comment
What is AIR, Robert? Is that yet another song parody site?
Rob Arndt - January 24, 2012 - Report this comment
CML, no its THIS site AmIRight= AIR!!! Check out the Misc section under Top Contributors for submission ratings :)
Porfle Popnecker - January 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Good one.
Rob Arndt - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Porfle, as always :)

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