-> "Morgue"
Original Song Title:
"Vogue"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Morgue"
The Lyrics
Tag the toe
Tag the toe
Morgue, morgue, morgue
Morgue, morgue, morgue
Death is everywhere and causes heartache
It's all around the globe [bodies found]
The Angel of Death you can never escape
The end of this life as we know [causes so much sorrow]
When your organs fail and you face eternity
Someone has to pick up the body
Take it to a place where it can be stored right away
It's called a deep freeze cooler, and here's what it's for, so
Chorus:
Get ‘em to the morgue
Put the body into cold storage [into cold storage]
(Ready to) bury, bury, bury
Get ‘em to the morgue
ID the body with the next of kin [next of kin]
You know somebody has to claim it
All you need is negative refrigeration
So use it that's what it's for [that's what it's for]
Go inside, make the positive identification
The Coroner will open the freezer door [open up the freezer door]
It makes no difference if you're young or old
If you're a male or a female
When your heart stops beating you are no longer alive
You're a cadaver, yes, that's what you are, the Coroner knows it
Get ‘em to the morgue
Put the body into cold storage [into cold storage]
(Ready to) bury, bury, bury
Get ‘em to the morgue
ID the body with the next of kin [next of kin]
You know somebody has to claim it
Body's where you find it
Even when it’s been dismembered or ignited
Soul is not just spiritual
… about 20 grams on a scale
Left the body at the hospital
Now get the body to a deep freeze cooler
Get ‘em to the morgue
Put the body into cold storage [into cold storage]
(Ready to) bury, bury, bury
Get ‘em to the morgue
ID the body with the next of kin [next of kin]
You know somebody has to claim it
Morgue, [Morgue]
Body's where you found it [might make you sick]
Morgue, [Morgue]
Body's where you found it [COD sometimes unknown]
Mutilation, decapitation
Drowning, suicide
Murder, poison, starvation
These are some of the ways they died
Alcohol, diseases
Blown to pieces or burned to death
Shot, stabbed, even hanged
At some point, took their last breath
Cancer, car accidents
Plane crashes and high falls
Terrorism, snake venom
The Coroner has seen it all
Corpses that are cold as nice
Ready for the Y-Cut slice
Got the saws and the knife, cut through it
Then tag the toe, and that’ll do it
Morgue, morgue
Oooh, rotting tissue
Put the body into cold storage
Oooh, the foul stench
ID the body with the next of kin
Oooh, get ’em to the
Morgue
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