Song Parodies -> 2009 Autism Speaks 400 Recap Song

Original Song Title:

"Cherish"

Original Performer:

Madonna

  
Parody Song Title:

"2009 Autism Speaks 400 Recap Song"

Parody Written by:

Jay Jianoran

David Reutimann brings the field to the green at the Race at Dover
The Cars did this dance and
They take a chance thru 400 laps
And Montoya shoots around to take the lead
Reed 43 Sorensen takes the lead in a three wide battle on Lap 30
On a 3-Wide battle with Reutimann and Biffle

Who-Da-Mann Reutimann
He wants to win the Autism Speaks 400 (at Dover)
Who-Da-Mann Reutimann
He Previously won at Lowe's Motor Speedway (Coca-Cola 600)
Who-Da-Mann Reutimann
He wants to win the Autism Speaks 400 (at Dover)
Who-Da-Mann Reutimann
He Previously won at Lowe's Motor Speedway (Coca-Cola 600)

Tony Raines blows a Right-Front Tire, spraying debris on the track
Jimmie beats Greg B. by a nose back to the line to take the top spot
That's the way it's got to be
Debris in Turn 2 from John Andretti's slap on the wall
Several Cars get trapped with one lap down on Lap 117

Jimmie Johnson
Gets off in the seventh spot (on Lap 124)
Denny Hammerin' Hamlin
Blows A Right-Front Tire, Sending him hard into the Turn 4 Wall (On Lap 231)
A Restart Occured
As Jimmie Johnson led the field back to green (on Lap 237)
R. Gordon and Menard
Crash coming off Turn 2 on Lap 286

Jimmie... Johnson... Led The Field Back to Green
Lap... 363... Turn 3 Debris for Caution #9
Greg Biffle won the race off pit road for the lead

Greg Biffle #16, Leads the field back to green
But Stremme slams the wall coming off Turn 4

Tony... Stewart... Took the lead after passing the Biffmiester
Jimmie... Johnson... Made the lead on Lap Three-Hundred Ninety Eight
Jimmie Johnson pulled away from Stewart and won at Dover

Jimmie Johnson
just won the Autism Speaks 400 at Dover (and then)
Tony Stewart
Came in second in the #14 Office Depot Toyota
The Biffmiester
Greg Biffle finished in 3rd and got $188,700 (and then)
Who-Da-Man Reutimann
He Finished 18th and won over $125,000

Jimmie, Johnson, he won at Dover
Tony Stewart finished 2nd at the monster mile
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Silver Power - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
It's really sad when the funniest part of a parody pertains to Autism. 1s.

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