Verse:

You only see when your not drinking bleach
My mister sheen ends up in your coffee
It’s awesome
Cos your farts aint rotten

Your chemic farts could power a jet
It does clean up the smells from your bed
It’s awesome
When your arse is open

Chorus:

Mmmmmm, if I could sell your fart
Mmmmmm, we’d never need a job
Mmmmmm, give yourself more bleach
Mmmmmm, just let it free

No other fart could quite be the same
Its like air freshener oh please fart again
And I think you
Chlorine you should drink to

Go lay a turd it needs to fly
Let all the germs inside of you die
It’s Awesome
Oh please don’t stop farting

Mmmmmm, I love the smell’ of your fart
Mmmmmm, you never need to stop
Mmmmmm, give yourself more bleach
Mmmmmm, just let it free

You only need to just keep drinking bleach
You need chlorine to be in your coffee
It’s awesome
Cos your farts aint rotten

Mmmmmm, if I could sell your fart
Mmmmmm, we’d never need a job
Mmmmmm, give yourself more bleach
Mmmmmm, just let it free

If I could sell your fart.