Primal instinct and I can't go back,
That's why I need to attack
and hide your slippers from you;
It isn't fleas, or you that I'm afraid of
Call up the vet, I'll show 'em what I'm made of,
Can't bring myself to lick you face...

Don't want to bark at your command,
and you know I understand,
and you'll always be my master;
In my mind, I gotta sniff "behinds",
And there's bones I gotta find;

What can I say...
I don't wanna obey...

Bad dog, p--'d on the floor,
Scared the kitty cat out the door,
Bit too many mailmen's legs today,
Not happy when I act this way;

Bad dog, p--'d on the floor,
Chased the babysitter out the door,
Mounted too many stray bitches today,
I'm not happy...
I'm not happy...

Something's fishy when you play with your ball,
I get attacked every time you hand your paw out to me;
What happens now, I know we don't deserve you,
I wonder how, we ever gonna rid you;
Can't bring myself to shoot your face...

Don't want to cause you any pain,
But you're driving me insane,
And you'll always be my best friend,
But in my house, it's you that falls apart,
And I don't know where to start,
What can I do...?

I wish that I could sue...

Bad dog, p--'d on the floor,
Chased the pussycat out the door,
Scared too many kids outside at play,
I'm not happy when you act this way,
Bad dog, you slobbered on the floor,
Chased my girlfriend out the door;
Humped too many mailmen's legs today,
I'm not happy...,
I'm not happy...,

This way.....

I don't want to come at your command,
And I know you understand,
And you'll always be my master;
But in my mind I gotta seek "behinds",
And to run with my own kind,
What can I do...

I left a "present" for you...

Bad dog, you ----- on the floor!
Ran the silly humans out the door,
Chased too many SUV 's today,
Not happy when I act this way?!

Bad dog, "high" on 'Train",
I'll never see the pussycat again,
"Knocked up" many stray bitches today,
Not happy when you act this way!
Not happy...,

This way......

I'm not happy, this way...

Marking someone else's tree...