It will be easy, don't think it strange
When I never explain what I'll do
Cause I still need more press, after all I have done

You don't believe me
All you see is a Terminator
Although that was only an act
I know I can still persuade you

I had to make it happen, to join the race
Couldn't let my career fade away
Living out of the spotlight, only in the tabloids

So I chose Leno
Running around saying nothing that's new
Catch phrases impressing you all
I always expected them to

Chorus:
Please vote for me California
The truth is I have to lead you
All through these wild days
I will talk nonsense
Till you elect me
Without resistance

And as for budgets, and fiscal things
I managed Planet Hollywood
Plus it seems to the world I'm a strong, tough leader

It's all illusion
They're just films not solutions they appear to be
The answer's much simpler you see
I need you and know you love me

Please vote for me California

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Have I said too much
There's nothing more I can think of to say to you
But all you have to do is watch "Conan" to know
That every word is true

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