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Song Parodies -> "Still a Virgin"
Original Song Title:
"Like a Virgin"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Still a Virgin"
Parody Written by:
Crazy After Dark
The Lyrics
He never lost it in high school, somehow he never tried
His friends ask "did you score last night"? And he always lied
He was scared, he should be
He'd not dare to confess to you
That you will be...That you will be
The first one to know
He's still virgin
(still) waiting for his very first time
He's still virgin
Will you be his? Give him a sign
He's gonna read up on all he can, so he can be the best
And when it comes to the crunch he will past the test
His first time? Where's the sign?
Can't go wrong. He's waited so long
And he will be...and he will be....
The happiest man in the word
His friends ask "did you score last night"? And he always lied
He was scared, he should be
He'd not dare to confess to you
That you will be...That you will be
The first one to know
He's still virgin
(still) waiting for his very first time
He's still virgin
Will you be his? Give him a sign
He's gonna read up on all he can, so he can be the best
And when it comes to the crunch he will past the test
His first time? Where's the sign?
Can't go wrong. He's waited so long
And he will be...and he will be....
The happiest man in the word
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it was OK, could've been better
I agree with you Ed. This parody could have had much more potential. Keep up the good work Crazy.
good song i know for sure im not a virgin
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