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Song Parodies -> "Vegetarian Stories"

Original Song Title:

"Bedtime Stories"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Vegetarian Stories"

Parody Written by:

Blethar

The Lyrics

Veg
Veg

Today
Is the last day
That I'm eating meat
I hate it
It's disgusting
Don't like it anymore

Let's stop eating pigs honey

Today
Is the last day
That I'm eating meat
I hate it
It's disgusting
Don't like it anymore

[Travelling] Through the vegetable section
[Travelling] Away from the big meat lockers
[Travelling] Through the vegetable section
[Travelling] Away from the big meat lockers

Let's stop eating cow honey
Let's stop eating cow
Let's stop eating sheep honey
Let's stop eating sheep

Steak knives, useless
Especially to chop cress
You can't cut it anyway
It's already in bite-size bits

[Travelling travelling] I'm travelling
[Travelling travelling] Through the vegetable section
[Travelling travelling] I am gonna stay
[Travelling travelling] Away from the big meat lockers

Let's stop eating duck honey
Let's stop eating duck
Let's stop eating goose honey
Let's stop eating goose


And inside
We hate red meat
Longing and asking
We just want some of the green stuff

[Travelling travelling]
[Travelling travelling]
[Travelling travelling]
[Travelling travelling] Away from the big meat lockers

If you've just eaten animal
Get rid of it
Through puking or through a s***

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queptor - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I love this song and your parody was so funny!!!! Great JOB!!!
ben - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
That not true because meat helps build muscles
Blethar - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Well yeah. It's not supposed to be a true account of anything; just a fictional opinion of a fanatical vegetarian - which I'm not. Besides, it's protein that builds muscles and there's ways aside from meat to get it.

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