Song Parodies -> "I am a Stalker"

Original Song Title:

"Nothing Really Matters"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"I am a Stalker"

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The Lyrics

When I was very young
I never really got obsessed
I was too self-possesed
No big problem

Now that I am grown
Something has changed
I'll never be the same
Because of her

I am a stalker
Can't you see?
I'm always on my mobile
My look is really
Shabby

If I see a girl
Who I think is fairly pretty
My eyes go all googly
And I follow her

My first victim
Was 14 years old
She took away my soul
But now she's moved

I am a stalker
Can't you see?
I'm always on my mobile
My look is really

I am a stalker
Can't you see?
I'm always on my mobile
My look is really
Shabby

Nothing can stop me when I
Have a target
Nothing takes my mind away from the girl
I'll offer shelter in my house
Then make my move
Quiet as a mouse

I am a stalker
Can't you see?
I'm always on my mobile
My look is really
Shabby

I am a stalker [I am a stalker]
Can't you see? [Can't you see?]
I'm always on my mobile [I'm always on my mobile]
My look is really
Shabby [Really shabby]

I am a stalker [I am a stalker]
[Can't you see?]

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