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Song Parodies -> "Frozen Pig's Heart"
Original Song Title:
"Frozen"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Frozen Pig's Heart"
Parody Written by:
Madnessinacan
The Lyrics
My first submission, so comments please?
I went to Tesco's the other day
They had no fish fingers I was dismayed
So the freezer
Door I did open
I searched in there low and high
No chips, no burgers, not even a pie
'Stead I got this
Pig's heart it was frozen
Mmmmm
I wish I could melt, this heart
Mmmmm
The microwave won't start
Mmmmm
Wait! There's no electricity
Mmmmm
Maybe
That's
The key
I took the pig's heart home with me
And after getting ready
I tried to
Defrost the heart that was frozen
I put the heart in the microwave
It was as dark in there as a huge sea cave
The lights in there were off
Because the microwave was broken
Mmmmm
I wish I could melt, this heart
Mmmmm
The microwave won't start
Mmmmm
Wait! There's no electricity
Mmmmm
Maybe, that's,
The key.
I went to Tesco's the other day
They had no fish fingers I was dismayed
So the freezer
Door I did open
Mmmmm
I wish I could melt, this heart
Mmmmm
The microwave won't start
Mmmmm
Wait! There's no electricity
Mmmmm
Maybe
That's
The key
Mmmmm
I wish I could melt, this heart
Mmmmm
The microwave won't start
Mmmmm
Wait! There's no electricity
Mmmmm
Maybe
That's
The key
I wish I could melt, this heart
They had no fish fingers I was dismayed
So the freezer
Door I did open
I searched in there low and high
No chips, no burgers, not even a pie
'Stead I got this
Pig's heart it was frozen
Mmmmm
I wish I could melt, this heart
Mmmmm
The microwave won't start
Mmmmm
Wait! There's no electricity
Mmmmm
Maybe
That's
The key
I took the pig's heart home with me
And after getting ready
I tried to
Defrost the heart that was frozen
I put the heart in the microwave
It was as dark in there as a huge sea cave
The lights in there were off
Because the microwave was broken
Mmmmm
I wish I could melt, this heart
Mmmmm
The microwave won't start
Mmmmm
Wait! There's no electricity
Mmmmm
Maybe, that's,
The key.
I went to Tesco's the other day
They had no fish fingers I was dismayed
So the freezer
Door I did open
Mmmmm
I wish I could melt, this heart
Mmmmm
The microwave won't start
Mmmmm
Wait! There's no electricity
Mmmmm
Maybe
That's
The key
Mmmmm
I wish I could melt, this heart
Mmmmm
The microwave won't start
Mmmmm
Wait! There's no electricity
Mmmmm
Maybe
That's
The key
I wish I could melt, this heart
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Good parody, but the pacing was a bit off in the second verse and also in the chorus. But great work considering this being your first parody! :-)
Thanks for the comment, but it's not my first parody; just the first one I submitted. You're right about the pacing, I just didn't know what to put...
Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome! Come on in and surf around, the water's fine. This was pretty good, 444 ratings from me.
i thought this was really good. not the best of your work though. i am a BIG fan ! xxx
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