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Song Parodies -> "Finish The Thought"
Original Song Title:
"Cherish"
Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Finish The Thought"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
from "The Inaccurate Confection". Yet another obtuse and surreal "word salad" that's almost criticism of the celebrity world.
So tired of broken parts and choosing what is lame
Before you touch my pants
I'll do a dance, I'm teasing you
I'm taking a fighter's stance
You're too slow for me, way too slow baby, mentally
Stupid thing goes so aimlessly
(Chorus)
Finish the thought
Of all the mountains being swept aside (now, don't you)
Finish the song
I keep singing to stay alive (I'm always needing it)
Spinach gives the strength
It's got the power to make it all good (now, won't you)
Finish the thought
You are having of Hollywood
It has been applied to actual bean counters
To supply the beans for two carts returning home
Well...maybe not, actually...
A cup of Joe, a stale crumpet—a simple meal for you to get
So don't overestimate my thoughts of you (Chorus)
Boo hoo! Won't be dismayed, I assure you
Boo hoo! I wouldn't let you
Finish up the words that you use to describe me in the dumps
A cup of Joe, a stale crumpet—a simple meal for you to get
So don't overestimate my thoughts of you
Boo hoo! Won't be dismayed, I assure you
Boo hoo! I wouldn't let you
Finish up the words that you use to describe me in the dumps
(chorus)
What'd I say? I'm a toy, a clay boy
Don't forget your parachute
Before you touch my pants
I'll do a dance, I'm teasing you
I'm taking a fighter's stance
You're too slow for me, way too slow baby, mentally
Stupid thing goes so aimlessly
(Chorus)
Finish the thought
Of all the mountains being swept aside (now, don't you)
Finish the song
I keep singing to stay alive (I'm always needing it)
Spinach gives the strength
It's got the power to make it all good (now, won't you)
Finish the thought
You are having of Hollywood
It has been applied to actual bean counters
To supply the beans for two carts returning home
Well...maybe not, actually...
A cup of Joe, a stale crumpet—a simple meal for you to get
So don't overestimate my thoughts of you (Chorus)
Boo hoo! Won't be dismayed, I assure you
Boo hoo! I wouldn't let you
Finish up the words that you use to describe me in the dumps
A cup of Joe, a stale crumpet—a simple meal for you to get
So don't overestimate my thoughts of you
Boo hoo! Won't be dismayed, I assure you
Boo hoo! I wouldn't let you
Finish up the words that you use to describe me in the dumps
(chorus)
What'd I say? I'm a toy, a clay boy
Don't forget your parachute
Copyright 2001, Agrimorfee. agrimorfee@hotmail.com
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You know you can save yourself the trouble whenever you see these things by e-mailing the webmaster, chuck, links everywhere on the site. Which i have already done.
(ABC) Odd...very odd... :-)
Aggro, please ship me a little of whatever it is you're on.
(ABC) "Spinach gives the strength" is worth the price of admission!
Ok I'm stupid. I didn't get it and I kept losing my place. Looks like it was just me, sorry.
(ABC) Good reading anyway, even tho I have to DKTOS.
Odd... very odd. I think "surreal" fits very well as a description. If Dali did parodies...
wow this is really off the wall !....great stuff ! 5s
Had to read this one quite a few times =)
MysteryGoat, don't sweat it too much. I drew this from a lyrics webpage, and did not listen to the song at all when I wrote this, so many of the song's intricate vocal bridges were not accounted for. Thanks to 1 and All for your opinions!:)
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