Song Parodies -> "Long Island Woman"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

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Original Performer:

"Long Island Woman"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

On a Pokemon forum known as Serebii.net Forums, I was friends with a woman from Long Island. She appeared to be nice, much nicer than two other Long Islanders I had known in the past. I even complemented her on that. Then she went and became friends with people who hate those who are on the autism spectrum, like me, and cast me aside. I don't trust Long Islanders who are not celebrities anymore. At least karma came and bit her in the ass - her house burned down last December. Now I'm hoping she gets COVID-19 and dies. As an aside, an episode of Family Guy slammed Long Island that month too, where Santa said he tries to visit every mall in America, except for those on Long Island, claiming the people there are "a little much". I'm glad Seth MacFarlane shares my views on Long Islanders.

Long Island woman, stay away from here
Long Island woman, I don't want you near

Don't you dare come 'round these forums
I don't wanna see your face no more
You betrayed me for a bigot
You are really just a piece of shit

Now woman, stay away
Long Island woman, listen what I say

Long Island woman, get away from me
Long Island woman, mama let me be

Don't you dare come 'round these forums
I don't wanna see your shadow no more
Because you got hypnotized
By an evil person's eyes

Now woman, get away
Long Island woman, listen what I say

Long Island woman, I said, get away
Long Island woman, listen what I say

Don't you dare come 'round these forums
I don't wanna see your face no more
I don't need your hypocrisy
I don't need you, you're obscene

Because you got hypnotized
By an evil person's eyes

Now woman, get away
Long Island woman, listen what I say

Long Island woman, stay away from here
Long Island woman, I don't want you near

I gotta go, I gotta get away
Baby, I gotta go, I wanna fly away

I'm gonna leave you, woman
I'm gonna leave you, woman
I'm gonna leave you, woman
I'm gonna leave you, woman

A-bye, bye, a-bye, bye
Bye bye, bye bye

(Long Island woman)
You're no good for me and I'm no good for you
(Long Island woman)
I look you right straight in the eye an' tell you what I'm gonna do

(Long Island woman)
I'm gonna leave you woman, you know I gotta go
(Long Island woman)
I'm gonna leave you woman, I gotta go

(Long Island woman)
I gotta go, I gotta go Long Island woman, yeah

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BB - April 15, 2020 - Report this comment

Great song, but I disagree with you on the topic of Long Island people. For every trope of the "self-absorbed LI woman," there are hardworking truck drivers, first responders, farmers (I know there aren't many there, but nevertheless!), fish and shellfish processors. There are certain areas of the US with similar negative female tropes that put the "Long Island woman" to shame.

mouselover - April 15, 2020 - Report this comment

I wrote this because of a betrayal by a friend, BB. When you've been hurt the way I have, then you can talk.

mouselover - April 15, 2020 - Report this comment

And furthermore, the fact that bigots who hate people on the spectrum exist is a HUGE reason why Trump is in office now.

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