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Song Parodies -> "Tamaranean Woman"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

Original Performer:

Lenny Kravitz

Parody Song Title:

"Tamaranean Woman"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Following TCOP on another version of Starfire. I did one before him, but don't remember the title, so here's a new version off another OS!
Komand'r: Tamaranean woman, stay away from me
Tamaranean woman, only death for thee

We're not sisters anymore
I'm your enemy with a settle to score
I deserve Queen more than you
Infant disease, but your pity is refused

Haughty woman, was enslaved
Tamaranean woman, you got repaid

Tamaranean woman, Princess? No, sleaze!
Tamaranean woman, Citadel tamed thee

You were reduced to filthy whore
No one wants you on Tamaran anymore
Ultraviolet light- you can fly
Starbolt energy weaponized

But woman, stay away
Escaped the Psions, went astray

Now an American woman, model by day
American woman, Kory Anders, eh?

You'll never have a Royal Court
Your life long dreams have hit ABORT!
Left the Vegan System it seems
Seeking the Teen Titan scene

Dick Grayson mesmerized
Lost two husband's, other skies

Vile woman, stay away
American woman, numbered are your days

American woman, to Earth did flee
American woman, there you'll be

The place you chose, you'll never get away
Or you'll be exposed, as my former slave

Tamaranean woman
The Queen of Nothing
Tamaranean woman
A wannabe Titan

So you can fly, fly high
Beware of threats from the sky

(Tamaranean woman)
Long ago lost our sisterhood
(Tamaranean woman)
I look you right straight in the eye an' tell you what I'm want to do

I want to kill you... like on Okaara...

(Tamaranean woman)
Hide, but never look away
Death will find you
Someday I'll have my way


How pathetic...

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Rob Arndt - April 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Note: TCOP failed to mention with his parody that there are several versions of Starfire and her back story. I prefer the hot brunette in cammo, the Siren of the Sword and Science. She fought with weapons a lot...
John Lomain - April 23, 2016 - Report this comment
I don't get the references but well written

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