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Song Parodies -> "(I'm the) Last Man to Transgender!"
Original Song Title:
"Last Train to Trancentral"
Original Performer:
KLF
Parody Song Title:
"(I'm the) Last Man to Transgender!"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
HBT: homo-, bi- and transsexuals.
“At bay everybody!”
“Lay off the hardcore and use balm!”
That is what HBT is about
Also known as the circumvented gents with no mojo
Flowered whores honed to be scams
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the, I'm the
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the
Last man to transgender!
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
“Clean the clock and toyboy thee”
“You last man to transgender”
Circumvented machos, no mojo
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight lamb
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the, I'm the
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the
Last man to transgender!
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
“Clean the clock and toyboy thee”
“You last man to transgender”
Circumvented machos, no mojo
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight lamb
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the, I'm the
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the
Last man to transgender!
Bliss is what HBT is about
Also known as the circumvented gents of mojo
Flowered whores honed to be scams
HBT Civilization
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the, I'm the
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the
Last man to transgender!
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the, I'm the
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight lamb
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the, I'm the
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight lamb
I'm the
I'm the
I'm the
“HBT!”
I'm the
I'm the
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight lamb
Won't come about!
“Lay off the hardcore and use balm!”
That is what HBT is about
Also known as the circumvented gents with no mojo
Flowered whores honed to be scams
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the, I'm the
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the
Last man to transgender!
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
“Clean the clock and toyboy thee”
“You last man to transgender”
Circumvented machos, no mojo
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight lamb
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the, I'm the
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the
Last man to transgender!
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
“Clean the clock and toyboy thee”
“You last man to transgender”
Circumvented machos, no mojo
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight lamb
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the, I'm the
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the
Last man to transgender!
Bliss is what HBT is about
Also known as the circumvented gents of mojo
Flowered whores honed to be scams
HBT Civilization
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the, I'm the
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the
Last man to transgender!
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the, I'm the
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight lamb
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the, I'm the
“C'mon boy, don't shun outside!”
All are broads, all are broads, Oh-No!
I'm the
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight lamb
I'm the
I'm the
I'm the
“HBT!”
I'm the
I'm the
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight
Acked as a peeve straight lamb
Won't come about!
© Peter Andersson.
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Oops, I transcommented from my other parody of today to this one. Hopefully it'll be gone by the time you read this.
This parody is just so frikkiin' twisted and wrong that I feel compelled to punish it with a vote of three fives. Take THAT, you manly Swede. Har Har. ;-)
Thanx Johnny D. Today you have written ABOUT science fiction and I have WRITTEN science fiction, at least that is what I hope...
Transtastic....555
HBT (uh-huh, uh-huh) is gonna rock ya! Very unusual song choice, well exceuted.
Kristof: Thanx! Agrimorfee: Yep! Unusual is the word. I had the song in my MP3-player while going to work, but no plans whatsoever to parody it, until the title line struck me, then I played it over and half of the lines sorta fell right (straight?) into my lap. I would love to record this one one day, with all the robot voices and exclamations sounds used in the same way.
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