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Song Parodies -> "God Gave Rocky Road to You II"

Original Song Title:

"God Gave Rock 'N' Roll to You II"

Original Performer:

KISS

Parody Song Title:

"God Gave Rocky Road to You II"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

And here's the other barrel of my closing ceremony to Rocky Road Month! Enjoy the parody!
God gave rocky road to you,
Gave rocky road to you,
And it was bestowed to everyone.

You don’t know what you want? Well, we’ve got the cure.
You don’t feel right? You better be sure.
‘Cause you’ll get a treat that’ll make you feel secure.
Ya don’t need money or a fancy car,
You don’t have to wish on a falling star,
Ya gotta put your faith in an ice cream bar.

God gave rocky road to you,
Gave rocky road to you,
Gave rocky road to everyone.
God gave rocky road to you,
Gave rocky road to you,
And it was bestowed to everyone.

Now listen:
You were feelin’ oh so lonely and down and out,
But we got a treat that will melt your doubts,
So it’s never too late to just scream and shout.
You can eat almonds so ya won’t grow old,
Eat some marshmallows; they won’t leave ya cold,
But ya won’t start livin’ until ya get a hold.

I gotta tell ya,
God gave rocky road to you,
Gave rocky road to you,
Gave rocky road to everyone.
God gave rocky road to you,
Gave rocky road to you,
And it was bestowed.

[guitar solo]

God gave rocky road to you,
(To everyone he gave a bowl and a cone)
Gave rocky road to you,
Gave rocky road to everyone.
God gave rocky road to you,
(To everyone he gave a bowl and a cone)
Gave rocky road to you,
Saved rocky road for everyone.
Saved rocky road.

God gave rocky road to you,
Gave rocky road to you,
Gave rocky road to everyone.
(Oh yeah)
God gave rocky road to you,
Gave rocky road to you,
And it was bestowed to everyone.
God gave rocky road to you,
Gave rocky road to you,
Gave rocky road to everyone.
God gave rocky road to you,
Gave rocky road to you,
And it was bestowed to everyone.

[spoken]:
I know life sometimes can get tough,
And I know life sometimes can be a drag,
But people, we have been given a gift,
We have been given a treat
And that treat's name is…rocky road.
Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by losing faith in loud guitars.

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