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Song Parodies -> "When You Glove A Bottom"

Original Song Title:

"When You Love A Woman"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"When You Glove A Bottom"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Oliver Clozoff

The Lyrics

In my life I've see hairy ends
A thousand proctology exams
This choice of career was wrong
Wish I could start over... over
I know that...

When you glove a bottom
Your fingers twirl inside brown eyes
When you glove a bottom
You know they stand with parted thighs
The good sports sing "Moon River"
As my hand slides cold inside, palpitating... oh yeah

When I have to reach up someone's wazoo
To scoop out all their impacted poo
I'm scoping anally
Later I'm drinkin' myself blind
'Cause I know... I know that

When you glove a bottom
Some butt mud spatters in your eyes
When you glove a bottom
The smell so bad, it draws botflies
Enjoy it notsoever
There's some Cuervo Gold that hides, waiting for me... oh

It's enough to make you cry
When you no more can deny
That you'd kiss this job goodbye

[Neal Schon's guitar face says hello]

When you glove a bottom
You see hot girl with parted thighs
When you glove a bottom
But your next twelve patients: all fat guys
Oh boy, I'm not so clever
Or I'd take my own advise
When you glove a bottom...
When you glove, glove, glove, glove
When you glove a bottom
Your fingers twirl inside brown eyes
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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 1   0
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

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Tommy Turtle - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Since physicians can choose their own specialty, I always figured that anyone who chose proctology did so because, they, well ... enjoyed it. (Like your nick and gynecology.) DKTOS, but someone thought it paced well, and whoever voted 222, I'm not relying upon. 555
Dr. Oliver Clozoff - August 04, 2010 - Report this comment
There's someone here who always votes 0's or 1's whenever I post a poop-themed parody. I can count on it like clockwork.
Gamera - August 04, 2010 - Report this comment
(You have to read Tommy's bio on his author page if you don't know who Gamera is. )
Don't worry, Dr. C., Gamera will get his revenge on the Unabomber this Friday! Don't miss it!

um, maybe it's because of your math? There is no "zero" button. ;-D

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