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Song Parodies -> "Jeopardy!, Balloons, and Missa Eaton"

Original Song Title:

"Vampires, Mummies, and the Holy Ghost"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Jeopardy!, Balloons, and Missa Eaton"

Parody Written by:

Michael T. Mondak

The Lyrics

It's been a long time since I last parodied a Jimmy Buffett song. The original song I am parodying is an appropriate song for Halloween. My version deals with what I enjoy the most.
I checked my email
What did I see
I saw an email that came from my very best friend
She said I needed to get some help in calculus
But I'm getting better
That's what some people know

Talk about failure
That may prevent something
It may prevent me from making the Dean's List
My brain plays tricks on me
Like shifting gears on my bike
I spent too much money
On some things that I like

Now...

Jeopardy!, balloons, and Missa Eaton
These are the things that I enjoy the most
I've tried out for Jeopardy! three different times
I just like Jeopardy!, balloons, and Missa Eaton

Had a dream last night
Took a ride in my car
With Missa Eaton
To a Pens game
We rooted for our favorite players
But we'd rather see each other on the campus

Jeopardy!, balloons, and Missa Eaton
These are the things that I enjoy the most
Balloons brought me and Missa Eaton together
I just like Jeopardy!, balloons, and Missa Eaton

I was never ever frightened
By threats of academic renewal
I just turned around my academics
And became an official student

La la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la la la

So many balloons given away on campus
So many girls getting every single one
It's not the story of the red balloon I read
I need to spend some time with the things that I love

Like...

Jeopardy!, balloons, and Missa Eaton
These are the things that I enjoy the most
I've tried out for Jeopardy! three different times
I just like Jeopardy!, balloons, and Missa Eaton

Jeopardy!, balloons, and Missa Eaton
These are the things that I enjoy the most
Balloons brought me and Missa Eaton together
I just like Jeopardy!, balloons, and Missa Eaton

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