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Song Parodies -> "Visit Me Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Waiting for Tonight"

Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez

Parody Song Title:

"Visit Me Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at as always . . .

I'll throw a party
Making martinis
Invite all my friends over here

I'll buy lots of chips
and I'll supply dip
Yes I said so in the flyer

I put it on Facebook "get pizza for free"
On MySpace, and Soundclick, in an email spree
It's around Six-Thirty
Nobody's arrived
I had best leave on the light

Visit me tonight, oh
I'm starting to get quite alarmed
Don't need no invite, oh
We'll party 'til the break of dawn
Visit me tonight

aloone, alooooooone

No one has to pay
Casual's ok
Bring your buddies or whoever

Blasting Ace of Base
Got beer by the case
You could stay over forever

It looks like I'm dancing alone here instead
It's breaking my heart, but this party's still dead
Singing and screaming
I'll prove you all wrong
I can have fun all alone

Visit me tonight, oh
How 'bout I put in Elton John?
My T.V. is tight, oh
If you'd like I'd put Star Wars on
Visit me tonight, oh
I promise it won't be a yawn
I've got a black light, oh
There's space to park in my front lawn
Visit Me Tonight

Allooooone, alloooooooone. . .alooone, aloooone, alooone
Allooooone, alooooone, alooooone,
Alloooone, allooone, alooooone

It is near midnight, still alone I dread
About to give up, guess that I'll go to bed
Headlights are coming
I guess I was wrong
Some creepy stalker has come

Visit Me tonight, oh
You scare me, welcome anyway
I will be polite, oh
Just please sir, keep your blue jeans on
Things turned out alright, oh
The stalker dude thought I'm a flake
Said I'm one sore sight, oh
At least I was not all alone
Visit Me Tonight, oooooh
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

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Jeff Reuben - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I laughed a little too hard at "blasting Ace Of Base". Beer by the case, on the other hand, just put me in a happy mood. This has to be an improvement over the original song!
Peter Andersson - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
This is a very, very good parody, but IMHO there's one problem, no matter how hard I try I just CAN'T imagine Jennifer Lopez being in this situation when hearing TOS in the background while humming along with the new words. Jeff Ruben, yes. You or Me, yes. But not Jennifer Lopez! :-)
Agrimorfee - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah, Ace Of Base could be the problem there. 555
2Eagle - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
They may be crashing a party in Malibu.
Below Average Dave - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks guys, I have to record this one. . .

Peter: Yeah, you are probably right, though in the video I do question why they had her dancing alone a good portion of it while the party was going on behind her, then again, shaking the way she did, she may have hurt someone:)
Mark Scotti - November 03, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC - party on.......Dave!!!!
Guy - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment

Calling Below Average Dave: Please meet your party at the lost and found. You'd really play Elton John at your party - count me in! Nice job Dave.
Agrimorfee - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Let's get this party re-started!
Leo Keough - November 14, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC(5)_U/V You think you had problems - I once threw a singles party and invited an equal number of guys and gals. For some odd reason all the gals showed up before any of the guys did. Talk about pressure - I was never so relieved as when the guys finally started showing up...Nice job here!!!...555!!!
bobpiecheese - November 14, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) This parody is essentially why I'm so hesitant when it comes to parties. Minus the beer, I'd like to keep all of my brain cells, thank you. 555!
Stuart McArthur - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) What! With Star Wars on the plasma screen and Ace Of Base rocking the woofers, how could that party fail? You should been partying like it was 1989! Funny story-telling Dave, and I loved the detail - 555
Matthias - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Can't believe I haven't commented... I know I've visited this parody before.
Melanie Lee - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Awww...did your party bust? Cute story, nicely developed. No big laughs but interesting. 5-4-5.
UnKnownVotrix - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
If you're serving ~PARY MIX~ I'll follow you anywhere, SirDave !
Red Ant - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
You turned a J-lo song into a party/anti-party song - I didn't think that possible. Loved the surprise twist at the end. 555

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