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Song Parodies -> "If You Had My Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"If You Had My Love"

Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez

Parody Song Title:

"If You Had My Drugs"

Parody Written by:

The Desert of the Real

The Lyrics

If you had my love and
I gave you all my drugs
Would you pimp for me
And if somehow it's true
You got some in cell block 2
Would you lie to me
And call me baby

Now if I need to pee
This is how it's got to be
First of all, I won't take you peeing on me
Tell me who can I thrust
If I can't thrust in you
And I refuse to let you
Force me to play pool

Just you and me
In cell block three
Spend eternity
That's what the judge told me,
That's what he said
If you want drugs
I need more than hugs
None from those other thugs
If you really want them babe


You said you want my drugs
And you've got to have them all
First there are some thingies you need to blow
If you wanna dig
In all I have to give
I need to feel some tongue
Or you're just cow dung, yeah

Said more than hugs
If you want my drugs
I need beer in handmade mugs
Already feel hurt, and already feel pain
What you'd do
For tobacco chew
You really show the truth
I'll share my drugs with you

(Repeat chorus until end)

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