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Song Parodies -> "Bad Barber Again"
Original Song Title:
"Together Again"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Janet Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Bad Barber Again"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
I'm at badave.com
There are times when I check the mirror and cry
There are times when I question rather he is licensed
I'll never forgive my barber
(I'll never forgive you)
Hair got long so I headed to a salon
But something's wrong cause ev'ryone around me's laughing
They all just started laughing
Turns out most of my hair is gone--What is left
It Shoots straight out in five quite different directions
It just might hurt you buddy
I will never go back there my friend
I hope this don't start a new trend, buddy
I'll never trust that one again 'cause
Every strand is red
Like I bled all week
and these pony tails
Don't look right you'll see
Watch out or he might
Make your fam'ly freak
Wish that darn barber
hadn't worked on me
(No never again ooh )
He made brand new split ends
(No never again )
I think he cut my head
(No Never again ooh)
I stood out in crowds
(No Never again ohh)
I'll try someone new
So I tried someone new the next week
I passed out
When I woke my hair was covered up in bright blue spikeys
Thick rock hard bright blue spikeys
I stood up and I heard someone
Scream in pain
They touched me and now they're bleeding badly
They shouldn't have touched the spikeys
I tried to wash it again and again
Then I tried to mix blonde colors in lordy
but as I tried lost my fingers and limbs 'and
My head it now glows
Like a Christmas Tree
Colors fill my hair
Makes me look crazy
Like a disco light
My head shines brightly
It's like a Skittles bag
Exploded on me
(How did this happen ooh )
The spikes were nailed in
(How did this happen ooh )
It gives off quite a stench
(How did this happen ooh)
Wanted something bold
(How did this happen)
This ain't what I meant!
Took a razor like Britney straight to my head
The damn thing broke and the police said it was a weapon
Yes my hair is now a weapon
What I'd do just to have my hair
Back again
My head is feeling really heavy lately
I need a hack saw frankly
Tried ev'ry knife I own
Sandpaper was too weak
Dulled it with my hair
I'll try gasoline
Do you have a light
Flames are bringing heat
Thought I might be scarred
Bad hair's still on me
There are times when I question rather he is licensed
I'll never forgive my barber
(I'll never forgive you)
Hair got long so I headed to a salon
But something's wrong cause ev'ryone around me's laughing
They all just started laughing
Turns out most of my hair is gone--What is left
It Shoots straight out in five quite different directions
It just might hurt you buddy
I will never go back there my friend
I hope this don't start a new trend, buddy
I'll never trust that one again 'cause
Every strand is red
Like I bled all week
and these pony tails
Don't look right you'll see
Watch out or he might
Make your fam'ly freak
Wish that darn barber
hadn't worked on me
(No never again ooh )
He made brand new split ends
(No never again )
I think he cut my head
(No Never again ooh)
I stood out in crowds
(No Never again ohh)
I'll try someone new
So I tried someone new the next week
I passed out
When I woke my hair was covered up in bright blue spikeys
Thick rock hard bright blue spikeys
I stood up and I heard someone
Scream in pain
They touched me and now they're bleeding badly
They shouldn't have touched the spikeys
I tried to wash it again and again
Then I tried to mix blonde colors in lordy
but as I tried lost my fingers and limbs 'and
My head it now glows
Like a Christmas Tree
Colors fill my hair
Makes me look crazy
Like a disco light
My head shines brightly
It's like a Skittles bag
Exploded on me
(How did this happen ooh )
The spikes were nailed in
(How did this happen ooh )
It gives off quite a stench
(How did this happen ooh)
Wanted something bold
(How did this happen)
This ain't what I meant!
Took a razor like Britney straight to my head
The damn thing broke and the police said it was a weapon
Yes my hair is now a weapon
What I'd do just to have my hair
Back again
My head is feeling really heavy lately
I need a hack saw frankly
Tried ev'ry knife I own
Sandpaper was too weak
Dulled it with my hair
I'll try gasoline
Do you have a light
Flames are bringing heat
Thought I might be scarred
Bad hair's still on me
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This was hilarious!!! A tough one to beat I think you might have it in the bag with not only this Artist but a worthy contender for SOTM. Good job Dave. Watch out for the spikeys!!!
Sir B+A+D, this is ~~CABO- -WABO ~~ for sure! This Rocks ! ! It is definitely up with ~TIRE MUNCHER ~, Sir, I love it!
Quite an effort. If only computers could cut hair.
Thank you Matty, CupCakes and 2Eagle. . .fun one to do.
That's a great one, B.A.D.
Very "Cutting" edge....
Thank you Mark Scotti
Sir B+A+D, . . . . perhaps a MOhawk will solve your problem, Sir Dave ? ?
LOL, thanks LHC:)
(ABC) Very funny, "bright blue spikeys"...and the Britne reference still works...
(Oops Artistry Tag, not ABC...sorry...)
no knowledge of os nice name swap
Lots and lots of crazy images in this one Dave. Great job working on a really, really, really annoying song too. (Have I mentioned that I hate Janet Jackson almost as much as I hate Suzi Quatro and Bob Dylan, darn you for combining them all together in a 3 artist/ 6 week block!)
(Artistry) Wonderful imagery. "Exploding Skittles", heh heh.
A hair-raising Janet tale! Can you post the pics of you after the haircuts?
(Artistry) It's probably the lunatic in me, but I LOL'd really hard at 'watch out for the spikeys'. Great stuff, Dave. 555!
Had to turn off the OS while reading through this one - as cliché-strewn drivel goes, it's particularly awful. But the parody is definitely a cut above that.
I, too, enjoyed the Skittles and the spikeys. Good job man.
Have never heard the OS, but I'm content just knowing this one. Nice job.
Hey Baldy!
(SOTM) See above!
(SOTM) nicely done Dave (a few typos though? should "rather" be "whether"?) never mind, it raised the interesting question of whether in fact hair can be a weapon - particularly blue spikeys - a bit of cornflour and they won't be letting you on planes - 555
SOTM...having had my fair share of bad experiences with stylists...(that's what we girls call them...stylists...it makes us feel daintier...)...I feel for you on this one Dave. =) Lots of laughs!
(SOTM) See above!
Great images, Dave. Like Claude, the Skittles and the spikeys stood out for me. Nice job...
Started out strong, and I like many of the subs. Lost some momentum the more I read. Spikeys were funny and I like your choices on the refrains and your use of the short lines. Watch them typos.
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