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Song Parodies -> "Fear of the Duck"

Original Song Title:

"Fear of the Dark"

Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"Fear of the Duck"

Parody Written by:

Rik Goldsmith

The Lyrics

Sorry NeonPaul, I know my parody of the same song, shares the same title with yours, but you'll have to forgive me, I've never viewed your parody, so I don't know if there are any similarities!
I am a man who walks alone
On public footpaths near the road
Too close to water - and I'm gone

You may call them feathered friends
Some of you even feed them bread
But you won't see me near the pond

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear a waterfowl is near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia there's one surveilling me

When you run your finger down the page
To understand your fear of drakes
Swimming, waddling or in flight

Sometimes when you're scared to look it up
Anatidaephobia
The fear waterfowl's watching you

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear a waterfowl is near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia there's one surveilling me

Have you ever heard a quack echo?
Are ducks real? Do dolphins know?
I wish I was a pipistrelle

But I must quicken up the pace
I have to fly now, like a train
The Mallard's all I can think of

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear a waterfowl is near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia there's one surveilling me

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck

Watching horror films is no problem
Live/animated/CGI
Not if it's Disney's Donald Duck

All waterfowl gives me a pain
It makes me soil the porcelain
There's no relief - look, Toilet Duck!

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear a waterfowl is near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia there's one surveilling me

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear a waterfowl is near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia there's one surveilling me

When I'm walking on my own
I fear I'm never just alone
© 2020 R W Goldsmith (1.2.20)

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AmericanGirlFan8998 - February 06, 2020 - Report this comment
I have my fear of ducks Scrooge McDuck Darkwing Duck Plucky Duck Maui Mallard Psyduck (Pokémon) Golduck (Pokémon) Negaduck Ducklett (Pokémon) Bushroot Daffy Duck I can't stand watching these waterfowls at all
Rik Goldsmith - February 19, 2020 - Report this comment
Thank you for your rating & comments AmericanGirlFan8998!! Also, I'm no singer nor musician, so if you are & want to do a version, email me at rikkigoldsmith@gmail.com & we'll discuss royalties!!

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