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Song Parodies -> "Fear of the Duck"
Original Song Title:
"Fear of the Dark"
Original Performer:
Iron Maiden
Parody Song Title:
"Fear of the Duck"
Parody Written by:
Rik Goldsmith
The Lyrics
Sorry NeonPaul, I know my parody of the same song, shares the same title with yours, but you'll have to forgive me, I've never viewed your parody, so I don't know if there are any similarities!
I am a man who walks alone
On public footpaths near the road
Too close to water - and I'm gone
You may call them feathered friends
Some of you even feed them bread
But you won't see me near the pond
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear a waterfowl is near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia there's one surveilling me
When you run your finger down the page
To understand your fear of drakes
Swimming, waddling or in flight
Sometimes when you're scared to look it up
Anatidaephobia
The fear waterfowl's watching you
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear a waterfowl is near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia there's one surveilling me
Have you ever heard a quack echo?
Are ducks real? Do dolphins know?
I wish I was a pipistrelle
But I must quicken up the pace
I have to fly now, like a train
The Mallard's all I can think of
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear a waterfowl is near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia there's one surveilling me
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
Watching horror films is no problem
Live/animated/CGI
Not if it's Disney's Donald Duck
All waterfowl gives me a pain
It makes me soil the porcelain
There's no relief - look, Toilet Duck!
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear a waterfowl is near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia there's one surveilling me
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear a waterfowl is near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia there's one surveilling me
When I'm walking on my own
I fear I'm never just alone
On public footpaths near the road
Too close to water - and I'm gone
You may call them feathered friends
Some of you even feed them bread
But you won't see me near the pond
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear a waterfowl is near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia there's one surveilling me
When you run your finger down the page
To understand your fear of drakes
Swimming, waddling or in flight
Sometimes when you're scared to look it up
Anatidaephobia
The fear waterfowl's watching you
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear a waterfowl is near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia there's one surveilling me
Have you ever heard a quack echo?
Are ducks real? Do dolphins know?
I wish I was a pipistrelle
But I must quicken up the pace
I have to fly now, like a train
The Mallard's all I can think of
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear a waterfowl is near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia there's one surveilling me
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
Watching horror films is no problem
Live/animated/CGI
Not if it's Disney's Donald Duck
All waterfowl gives me a pain
It makes me soil the porcelain
There's no relief - look, Toilet Duck!
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear a waterfowl is near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia there's one surveilling me
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear a waterfowl is near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia there's one surveilling me
When I'm walking on my own
I fear I'm never just alone
© 2020 R W Goldsmith (1.2.20)
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I have my fear of ducks Scrooge McDuck Darkwing Duck Plucky Duck Maui Mallard Psyduck (Pokémon) Golduck (Pokémon) Negaduck Ducklett (Pokémon) Bushroot Daffy Duck I can't stand watching these waterfowls at all
Thank you for your rating & comments AmericanGirlFan8998!! Also, I'm no singer nor musician, so if you are & want to do a version, email me at rikkigoldsmith@gmail.com & we'll discuss royalties!!
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