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Song Parodies -> "Roevember Rain"

Original Song Title:

"November Rain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Roevember Rain"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

When you look into Rump’s eyes
You can see his mind’s insane
That we don’t need to tell you
So many of us feel the same

Our hate for him’s forever
You know our hearts won’t change
We’ll be glad to see him lose
In the cold Roevember rain

Been hating him such a long time
He causes so much pain, ooh yeah
His karma is soon coming, to jail he’ll be going
Although many will vote for him anyway
More will say no way

Women who need abortions have to cross state lines
Those who do make it could even be charged with crimes
That’s the crime
So when it’s time to vote your mind Ladies, don't refrain
From casting your votes to cast him down
In the cold Roevember rain

By those damned slimes, don’t be owned
Let them know where they can go
Ooh, by those scummy slimes, don’t be owned
Ooh, let those bloody bastards know where they can go

I know it's hard to have an optimistic heart
When even judges seem out to harm you
But try to keep a hopeful heart
Use your power to expose ghouls
Oh, oh, oh

By those damned slimes, don’t be owned
Let them know where they can go
Ooh, by those scummy slimes, don’t be owned
Ooh, let those bloody bastards know where they can go

In the fall, fears can subside
Freedom can make gains, oh yeah
That’s the time to hold accountable
Those who are to blame
So get on through the darkness
You still can find a way
When we cast Rump down forever
In the cold Roevember rain

Don't ya think that you own your body?
Don't ya think that you’re the one?
Every lady owns her body
Don’t submit to those bums
Don’t submit to those scums

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eeL deaL - March 07, 2024 - Report this comment
this was inspired by the term "Roevember" which was posted in a comment by Adam Bernstein. eeL allows himself to be subjected to idiotic comments because sometimes a creative comment can inspire a parody, as with this.

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