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Song Parodies -> "Lord Jesus' Name"

Original Song Title:

"November Rain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns 'N Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Lord Jesus' Name"

Parody Written by:

JD1611

The Lyrics

This song is non-comedic. Acts 4:10-12 "...the name of Jesus Christ... Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved."
When God tears apart your lies,
you'll have nothing left to gain.
The holy scripture warned you.
Don't you know your soul is stained?

You'll burn in hell forever,
and the Book says you're to blame.
But some simple faith will save you
if you call on Jesus' name.

He paid for sins with His own pure blood
while suffering through the pain.

Cults will always lie and say you never know,
but Christ can make you sure that heaven's home today,
wash sins away.

If you could have some faith
that Jesus left His grave,
you could rest your head
just knowing that you are saved.
Be saved.

Now if you want to trust Him,
speak up and make it plain,
cuz I will be rejoicing
if you call on Jesus' name.

Blood of Jesus Christ... will atone.
Jesus saves you by... faith alone.
Precious blood of Jesus Christ... will atone.
Thank the Lord for saving by... faith alone.

You'll know the joy of Jesus in your heart.
What greater love is there to take you?
Jesus let them tear His flesh apart.
Would you die for those who hate you?

The blood of Jesus Christ... will atone.
Lord Jesus saves you by... faith alone.
Precious blood of Jesus Christ... will atone.
Thank the Lord for saving by... faith alone.

And when you're cleaned inside,
God's promise you can claim
that He will always love you,
and your soul will be retained.

The Light that shines in darkness
can keep you from the flames.
You can live forever
if you call on Jesus' name.

Christ is the only way.
Christ is the only way.
Don't ya know that you need a Saviour?
Don't ya know that you'll die someday?
Everybody needs the Saviour.
Christ is the only way.
Christ is the only way.
Don't ya know that you need a Saviour?
Don't ya know that you'll die someday?
Everybody needs the Saviour.
Christ is the only way.
Christ is the only way.
Don't ya know that you need a Saviour?
Don't ya know that you'll die someday?
Everybody needs the Saviour.
Christ is the only way.
Christ is the only way.
Don't ya know that you need a Saviour?
Don't ya know that you'll die someday?
Everybody needs the Saviour.
Have you committed "Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft... Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like..." (Galatians 5:19-21)? Exodus 20:7-16 "Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain...Thou shalt not commit adultery. [Matthew 5:28 "...whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."] Thou shalt not steal. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour..." Proverbs 6:16-17 "These...doth the LORD hate... A proud look, a lying tongue..." Proverbs 21:4 "...a proud heart...is sin." 1 John 5:17a "All unrighteousness is sin..." 1 John 1:8a "If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves..." Romans 3:23a "For all have sinned..." Luke 16:22-24 "...the rich man...died...And in hell...he cried and said...I am tormented in this flame." Romans 6:23a "For the wages of sin is death..." Revelation 20:14b "...the lake of fire...is the second death." No amount of good deeds can make up for the bad things we've done. Isaiah 64:6a "...we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags..." You can never be good enough to get to heaven. Psalm 39:5b "...every man at his best state is altogether vanity..." But the Lord Jesus never sinned. 1 Peter 2:21-22 "...Christ...did no sin..." John 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God." 1 John 5:7 "For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one." John 1:14 "...the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us..." 1 John 3:5b "...he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin." 1 Peter 3:18a "...Christ...suffered for sins, the just for the unjust..." 1 John 3:16a "Hereby perceive we the love of God, because he laid down his life for us..." Romans 1:16b "...the gospel of Christ...is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth..." 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 "...I declare unto you the gospel...that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day..." Ephesians 1:5-7 "...Jesus Christ...In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace..." Ephesians 2:8-9 "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast." Romans 10:8-9 "...the word of faith...That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved." ASK THE LORD JESUS CHRIST TO SAVE YOU NOW! Romans 10:13 "For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved." In John 10:28, Jesus promised, "I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand." Questions? www.biblebelievers.com/churches

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