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Song Parodies -> "2000 Pints Away"

Original Song Title:

"2000 Light Years Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Greenday

Parody Song Title:

"2000 Pints Away"

Parody Written by:

Glyn

The Lyrics

The Song Name never actually appears in the song.... but you'll get me
I sit alone on the bar stool
Staring at this girl
I checked her out all night long
My visions going
My eyes are blurring

I down my pint and close my eyes and
Walk over to her
Still I don't know what i have to say
I stumble and fall in front of her and
Bang my head so
Now the Ambulance is taking me away
Me away!

The Next Night Out when i See her
Shes there laughing away
I havent ever been so Embarressed
She points towards me
Her friends are laughing!

I down my pint and close my eyes and
Walk over to her
Still I don't know what i have to say
I stumble and fall in front of her and
Bang my head so
Now the Ambulance is taking me away
Me away!

All alone in a hospital bed
I have curtains as walls
I've been up all darn night long
My head is pounding
My Sights regaining

I hold my breath, and walk outside
The suns shining again
I swear not to drink there ever again
The woman of my dreams thinks I am
just comedy
I think my new local is miles away

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jill - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
thats mean to make fun of good songs like that u people are really retarted
. - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Well you are looking on the site so maybe you are too.. and you cant spell it i believe it has a D in it ... Retard! ;o)
Pink Panther - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Eh. It was OK...

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