Once Saddam is gone,
We're gonna need someone,
To run the country that he left behind.
We need someone who knows,
How US thinking goes,
Who'll bomb and kill and slaughter all his foes.

Burn their houses, loot their towns,
And gas them all to death,
Sign your name upon the dotted line,
Doesn't matter what you do,
As long as you obey,
Remember that and we'll get on just fine.
Oh, bad guys get Iraq,
Their reputation's black,
But they'll take all of the flak, so that's OK.

Can we see your CV?
It looks OK to me,
But there's a queue, you'll have to get in line.
Your chances look quite slim,
You're right behind Stalin,
And Adolf Hitler's got most votes so far...

Burn their houses, loot their towns,
And gas them all to death,
Sign your name upon the dotted line,
Doesn't matter what you do,
As long as you obey,
Remember that and we'll get on just fine.
Oh, bad gus get Iraq,
Their reputation's black,
But they'll take all of the flak, so that's OK,
Oh, bad guys get Iraq,
Their reputation's black,
But they'll take all of the flak, so that's OK.