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Song Parodies -> "When I Come Afghanistan"
Original Song Title:
"When I Come Around"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Green Day
Parody Song Title:
"When I Come Afghanistan"
Parody Written by:
Fack Sabbath
The Lyrics
These bombs are not very nice
All the way to Osama
Oh these bombs aren't for adults
Oh but they are for children
You cannot play with them at 88
So don't worry about it now
Make sure you leave 'em alone
I'm a Canuck and from Sheffield
In Sheffield, we don't play with them
You can't be a tea lady so fuck off now
It's always up the bombings then
So can't we all grow up
When I come Afghanistan
There are 7 men up my ass
They're talking to me now
They're from Leeds, Cardiff, Bradford, and Wakefield
They're all British and they're not American
So don't be very good
If you play with these guns
These guns are for use
And it's not Columbine
These guns are always down my butt
So if you do play with these
Make sure you love me more
When I come Afghanistan
Woo
So if you do play with these
Make sure you love me more
When I come Afghanistan
When I come Afghanistan
When I come Afghanistan
When I come Afghanistan
When I come Afghanistan
All the way to Osama
Oh these bombs aren't for adults
Oh but they are for children
You cannot play with them at 88
So don't worry about it now
Make sure you leave 'em alone
I'm a Canuck and from Sheffield
In Sheffield, we don't play with them
You can't be a tea lady so fuck off now
It's always up the bombings then
So can't we all grow up
When I come Afghanistan
There are 7 men up my ass
They're talking to me now
They're from Leeds, Cardiff, Bradford, and Wakefield
They're all British and they're not American
So don't be very good
If you play with these guns
These guns are for use
And it's not Columbine
These guns are always down my butt
So if you do play with these
Make sure you love me more
When I come Afghanistan
Woo
So if you do play with these
Make sure you love me more
When I come Afghanistan
When I come Afghanistan
When I come Afghanistan
When I come Afghanistan
When I come Afghanistan
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'When I Come Afghanistan' was originally 'When I'm Man Utd'
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