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Song Parodies -> "Welcome To Married Life"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome To Paradise"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Green Day
Parody Song Title:
"Welcome To Married Life"
Parody Written by:
Chance Gollnick
The Lyrics
Hey honey
will you fold the clothes dying
its been almost 3 months
since you've folded any clothes
this sudden neglect has left a mountain
and now it seems im folding all alone
and this piles beggining to grow
Pay off the electric and you might as well pay the water bill
some call it love, some call it dumb
i'd like to take you through a day in the life i call my own
welcome to married life
A mouse is found out in the kitchen
another mouse trap snapped, and stuck dead on his own
she makes me wonder how were still alive
for some strange reason she does 90 down the road
and almost loses control
Pay off the electric and you might as well pay the water bill
some call it love, some call it dumb
i'd like to take you through a day in the life i call my own
welcome to married life
Hey honey
can you please quit bitchin'
it's been 9 whole months now
since you have girlied my home
for some strange reason she does 90 down the road
and almost loses control
Pay off the electric and you might as well pay the water bill
some call it love, some call it dumb
i'd like to take you through a day in the life i call my own
welcome to married life
married life...
will you fold the clothes dying
its been almost 3 months
since you've folded any clothes
this sudden neglect has left a mountain
and now it seems im folding all alone
and this piles beggining to grow
Pay off the electric and you might as well pay the water bill
some call it love, some call it dumb
i'd like to take you through a day in the life i call my own
welcome to married life
A mouse is found out in the kitchen
another mouse trap snapped, and stuck dead on his own
she makes me wonder how were still alive
for some strange reason she does 90 down the road
and almost loses control
Pay off the electric and you might as well pay the water bill
some call it love, some call it dumb
i'd like to take you through a day in the life i call my own
welcome to married life
Hey honey
can you please quit bitchin'
it's been 9 whole months now
since you have girlied my home
for some strange reason she does 90 down the road
and almost loses control
Pay off the electric and you might as well pay the water bill
some call it love, some call it dumb
i'd like to take you through a day in the life i call my own
welcome to married life
married life...
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A very good, slightly abstract, thumbnail sketch depicting matrimonial life..Did you say you were only sixteen? you must have been reincarnated...fine job...I like the line, "girlied my home"
Yeah, im only sixteen. However i just viewed this parodie through the eyes of my parents and how their 21 or 22 year marriage has worked.
. . . a Lord a'Leapin' o'er Laundry . . . Oh, how he has her in a Quandry ! ! Her peanut-Buttered toast he'll carry . . . that's the Gent I'll marry !
Exactly..lol, whatever that means.
very funny summary!!!
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