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Song Parodies -> "Hope You Advertise on Our Sign"

Original Song Title:

"(Good Riddance) Time of Your Life"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Hope You Advertise on Our Sign"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Being a modern Road Warrior, I travel a lot of interstates, including I-95. Thought of this while travelling in South Carolina. If you know the area, you might recognize the Pedro reference.
Not very funny, I admit. Just wanted to show an easy going simple slice of life.
I’m just an old billboard
On south bound 95
I’ve touted greasy spoons
And Pedro’s southbound rides
Now I’m a mess
Just a testament to time
A sad impression
Indigestion by design

So call me, I’m available
I won’t charge you for lights
I hope you advertise on my sign

Aunt Fanny’s Arts and Crafts
John Deere is just a mile
Drink Diet Mountain Dew
Breakfasts with a smile
I don’t have L-E-D’s
Its paper glued tiles
Just ask for Bert
He’ll make it all worthwhile

Results, my friend, are bankable
We’ll custom make a rhyme
Oh please just advertise on our sign

We won’t display unmentionables
But to imply’s just fine
Just call and advertise on our sign

No price is disagreeable
Just sign away your life
We hope you advertise on our sign.
Copyright 2010 Warren Baker.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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 5   4

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McKludge - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Yet another business affected by a bad economy. Here's some fives to put up in 10 foot high letters on your billboard.
Phil N - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Around here, we have billboards for a surf shop with girls in bikinis, which can be really distracting. But any billboard can be really distracting if you're driving. Anyway, I saw the sign, it said 5's
Mark Scotti - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
I see a big 555 on your sign!
Lee - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job! 5's.
Warren Baker - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments, guys. Really appreciate it. And if you're ever travelling in SC on 95 just south of NC, be sure to say hey to Pedro for me!
Jonathan S. - April 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Incredible title switch and good lyrics. 555

(Just a little laugh: My security code was SKY. Not sure how to make a joke that ties in with your parody, though :-))
Warren Baker - April 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Gracias, Jonathan.

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