She's got a knack for speaking Swahili
An efficient communication officer

While on shore leave, she also hums a few bars
Confidential communication officer

She also witnesses Fal-tor-pan
A Vulcan-friendly communication officer

Aboard Enterprise, serving Captain Kirk
An afro-haired communication officer

She's even more than just lieutenant
More than she's just a lieutenant
Under command as a lieutenant
She's even more than just lieutenant

A star of freedom from the face of the Earth
All you Trekkies, you gotta prove that she's no maid

And she ran hundreds of meters when she was young
Hey, fake McCoys, you gotta prove that she's no maid

But "Uvula" was not her name
All you Spock fans, you gotta prove that she's no maid

Loving Montgomery Scott, that's her interest
Get into gear, you gotta prove that she's no maid

She was more than just lieutenant
Commander, also lieutenant
Fine-boned Bantu-face lieutenant
More than she's just a lieutenant

She's got a knack for speaking Swahili
An efficient communication officer

While on shore leave, she also hums a few bars
Confidential communication officer

She also witnesses Fal-tor-pan
A Vulcan-friendly communication officer

Aboard Enterprise, serving Captain Kirk
An afro-haired communication officer

She's even more than just lieutenant
More than she's just a lieutenant
Under command as a lieutenant
She's even more than just lieutenant