Stefania was proud she came from Porec
She lives on her own to be independant
But she comes to my house every day
To watch VH1 and guess wich Us 5 boy's gay
Now she's hooked up on my TV

Mateo had just been to Tarahiti
Now he spends every night with Kathie Lee
And watches reruns of "Baywatch"
Pam Anderson is his latest catch
Got addicted to my TV

And they're gonna get high high high
When theye're low low low
"Scrubs" every day and night
And "House,M.D." is outta sight
I said I don't know
Why they're spending so much time
On my TV

Silvia was short and kinda stumpy
Always annoyed and grumpy
But ever since she saw "Dexter"
She just sat there,I couldn't recognize her
It's my TV!

Larisa visited me,on my building she came upon
Mysteriously the night "Oprah" was on
She watched "Dr. Phil" and some MTV
And came Tara,they all went crazy
Gues they'll never comin' of my TV

And they're gonna get high high high
When they're low low low
Sportklub and Fox Crime
And Jetix and BBC Prime
I said I don't know
Why they're addicted so much
On my TV

Filip came to my house yesterday
Heard I got Balkan TV,he got swept away
Watching Ceca and Halid Beslic sing
I don't get it,it's not that ineteresting

And they're gonna get high high high
When I'm low low low
They just sith there every week
Watching "Atomic Betty",getting weak
I said I don't know
I'm still pondering why they got hooked up
On my TV