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Song Parodies -> "I Sleep With Children's Toys Every Night"
Original Song Title:
"Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Green Day
Parody Song Title:
"I Sleep With Children's Toys Every Night"
Parody Written by:
Kody's Pencer
The Lyrics
THIS IS NOT AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY
Another day in jail, my time has just begun
Doing time for what I thought was harmless fun
He told me he was eight but I heard eighteen
Then his dad came in and kicked me in the spleen
They say I'm unpredictable
They say that I'm not right
I sleep with children's toys every night
I have some photographs and candy all aligned
Sitting on a shelf, now is that such a crime?
Somehow the cops found out, and now I'm on trial
From the looks of things, I'll be locked up for a while
They say I'm unpredictable
They say that I'm not right
I sleep with children's toys every night
Doing time for what I thought was harmless fun
He told me he was eight but I heard eighteen
Then his dad came in and kicked me in the spleen
They say I'm unpredictable
They say that I'm not right
I sleep with children's toys every night
I have some photographs and candy all aligned
Sitting on a shelf, now is that such a crime?
Somehow the cops found out, and now I'm on trial
From the looks of things, I'll be locked up for a while
They say I'm unpredictable
They say that I'm not right
I sleep with children's toys every night
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Holy crap this is the best thing ever
dude you rock
lol for the line about getting kicked in the spleen put this on your myspace tho
Ouch . . . Watch out for ~LEGOs~ under the sheets!
...or Tinkertoys.
"Kicked him in the spleen" Tee hee! ^.~
sumit this to wierd al your fricken amazing
i read this and pissed because i was so happy ;)
Sir, . . . . ever roll over on a BarbieDoll ? ? ? Owwwwwch !
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