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Song Parodies -> "Dime In My Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Good Riddance (Time in Your Life)"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Dime In My Wife"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

This one will be recorded soon, check me out at
Another battery
A circuit board that's slowed
It grabbed me by my hips
It's Intel chip won't load
Made her for cash
but she's knee deep in my life
I took one look and her robotic lips kiss fine

Her love is unbelievable
I built her not to fight
Please put another Dime in my Wife

She was a prostitute
but legally she's fine
Keeps it to herself
and won't play with your mind
She really paid my bills at least for awhile
We fell in love
So I uploaded a child

I love my little robo hoe
Her fee is set just right
Please put another Dime in my Wife

(Images of Robo Hoe in video in love with David)

Her A.I.'s not predictable
I won't forget those nights
I can't put no more Dimes in my Wife

One day when I had gotten home
In horror from the site
She cheated with my Dell for no dimes
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

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McKludge - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Or if you are Fonzie, you can just bump her on the side and start her up (Happy Days joke, all those under age 25 need not apply)
Red Ant - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL! I'll call you later tonight... in the meanwhile, here's three nickels. Don't spend them all in one place. =)
John Barry - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Dime plus a nickel.
Matthias - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
You can never trust those damned Dells! I can't wait for the recording of this one, because I really want to make a video for it, and from your words "(Images of Robo Hoe in video in love with David)" You already have a video in mind for this one. Aren't you glad I reminded you about it?
Jack Wilson - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
That was awesome! Great OS too
Below Average Dave - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you everybody, I will be recording this one this week I promise:)
Peregrin - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Hi Dave, this was rather interesting! Does her hard drive drive hard??? :)
Below Average Dave - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, very much so, and you for three dimes she will also fix your car! Thanks Peregrin:)
Matthias - February 17, 2008 - Report this comment
A tad short, but there's nothing wrong with being short, it about about how you use it (If you know what I'm saying). Great idea, great execution, great recording, great fun.
Kristof Robertson - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment
(DEC 2.10) Had me with the title, and the parody was a brilliantly original take on the robo-babe theme. 555+
Agrimorfee - February 25, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec) Computer lovin' it.
bobpiecheese - February 26, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.0) Solid proof that man shall do anything for love. Nailed the pacing, and quite funny too. 555 dimes!
Phil Alexander - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment

...lost for words
Arwen - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment! Imagery that I never thought I'd even begin to have floating around my head at work...; ) Nice work with the OS here, and the ending made me giggle!
stuart mcarthur - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
(decath) some of your funniest lines ever in here, dave - "So I uploaded a child" and the title itself of course, but especially "I love my little robo hoe" - wow, that should be a title of its own parody - or a sitcom, now I think about it - 555
Jeff Reuben - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
I commented on the recording somewhere that this was one of my favorites of ours. Absolutely loved it!
Below Average Dave - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone, I've learned something valuable in Decatlon from all of this, the word "Epic" isn't as important as the word "Funny". . .I don't know where this will finish honestly. . .but this one was far more fun, and therefore more funny, than probably any parody I've written in this comp. . .and comedy and enjoying my writing is far more important than writing the biggest parodies or hardest parodies, though I still intend to do my "Epic 40", I will be sticking more to songs I like than songs I think will score me higher, your guys support of a song that was so fun to perform, write and see as a completed product really warmed my heart. THANK YOU EVERYONE!

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