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Song Parodies -> "Monopoly"
Original Song Title:
"Minority"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Green Day
Parody Song Title:
"Monopoly"
Parody Written by:
Mikey
The Lyrics
I cannot win at monopoly
I land on other's property
down with that chest of community
'cuz I cannot win at monopoly
I rolled eleven, B&O railroad
down a hundred bucks
landed on the water works
a twenty-dollar fee
free parkings where it goes
go strait to jail, do not collect
and so the story goes
I cannot win at monopoly
I don’t own any property
but the electric company
I cannot win at monopoly
had to pay a fine for the income that I earned
the chance ain't on my side
and my patience is now low
as I watch my money go
one spot, one roll
till I can free park
blinded by the sight of avenue New York
small green hotels
an orange colony
a fee for all
F*** you all
no money left for me
I cannot win at monopoly
I mortgaged all of my property
I feel bad for my dog-shaped piece
'cuz I cannot win at monopoly
I land on other's property
down with that chest of community
'cuz I cannot win at monopoly
I rolled eleven, B&O railroad
down a hundred bucks
landed on the water works
a twenty-dollar fee
free parkings where it goes
go strait to jail, do not collect
and so the story goes
I cannot win at monopoly
I don’t own any property
but the electric company
I cannot win at monopoly
had to pay a fine for the income that I earned
the chance ain't on my side
and my patience is now low
as I watch my money go
one spot, one roll
till I can free park
blinded by the sight of avenue New York
small green hotels
an orange colony
a fee for all
F*** you all
no money left for me
I cannot win at monopoly
I mortgaged all of my property
I feel bad for my dog-shaped piece
'cuz I cannot win at monopoly
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Man, I wish I knew TOS! Still, a good parody with two gaffs: 1) You typed "strait" as in body of water when you meant "straight" as in "straight line." And 2) It could have done without the "F*** you all" line.
lol i feel that way sometimes when i have bad luck at the game...great job...keep writing.
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