Song Parodies -> "School Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"The Grouch"

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Original Performer:

"School Sucks"

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The Lyrics

Pink Panther's back, writing about what she writes about best: Her shitty classes. I hate eighth grade even more than seventh. Yes, after only a month back in this hellhole commonly referred to as "school", I have late assignments, missing assignments, failed quizzes, subpar tests, hordes of teachers who hate me, and crappy grades. I already feel like kicking something, or maybe dumping horse manure all over the school so that everyone is forced to evacuate for a few days. Here is my very grouchy indeed parody:

I was in eighth grade and liked it fine
Now I'm just writing this so I can whine
School isn't fun and my teachers hate me
I hate eighth grade, so f*** you

Awesome grades don't mean shit to me
I've played hooky four times already
School's a bitch and so am I
I hate eighth grade, so f*** you

[CHORUS:]
Crappy grades and some missing assignments
I do not give a damn if I flunk out of school
Crappy grades and some missing assignments
I do not give a damn if I flunk out of school

I've lost my brain, and I'm getting yelled at
I'm getting another lecture from Dad
I'm always rude, I've got a bad attitude
I hate eighth grade, so f*** you

Classes are bad and my grades are f***ed up
I don't do well 'cause I can't get it up
I'm just a grouch whining on the couch
I hate eighth grade, so f*** you

[CHORUS:]
Crappy grades and some missing assignments
I do not give a damn if I flunk out of school
Crappy grades and some missing assignments
I do not give a damn if I flunk out of school

I was in eighth grade and liked it fine
Now I'm just writing this so I can whine
School isn't fun and my teachers hate me
I hate eighth grade, so f*** you

Awesome grades don't mean shit to me
I've played hooky four times already
School's a bitch and so am I
I hate eighth grade, so f*** you

I hate eighth grade, so f*** you

I hate eighth grade, so f*** you

Vote and leave a comment. Hope you liked it! Oh, and also, hope you are having more fun than me in life right now. I'm pissed at the teachers who have lectured me and even more pissed at my parents for yelling at me about my grades. Personally, I wouldn't care if I flunked out of school because I hate school. I'm even starting to feel hatred toward the pinhead who invented school.

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Mark - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment

It was a pretty good parody for what it was. All 5's. But, and I'll probably sound like one of the adults that you seem to hate so much, but being in 8th grade, you have a long road ahead of you, and if you think you have it bad now, just wait til you have to get a job, pay bills, run here and there to places you wish you didn't have to go....every single day with not even a summer vacation. It's a cold cruel world, life sucks, and it's never fair. And just out of curiosity, since you seem to hate your school life so much, what would you rather be doing...working? Read what I wrote above.

Ann Hammond - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment

I'm an adult now but I do know how much the school system sucks.

Pink Panther to Mark - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment

Actually Mark, I was just really bitter when I wrote that parody. Most of my teachers are nice but there are those few that just piss me off. My mom just pissed me off by yelling at me over another quiz that I got a C on. That's what scares me the most- if I can't handle eighth grade, how am I ever going to handle my life after this? Actually, I'd rather be on vacation, but that's not an option. I want to be Ferris Bueller. Hey, maybe I'll write a parody about that. Thanks for voting 555!

Pink Panther to Ann Hammond - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment

As I said above, I was really bitter when I wrote this parody, but at times I do think that the school system sucks big time. Thanks for your support!

Drain Bramage - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment

I also Hate School.

Pink Panther to Drain Bramage - May 20, 2007 - Report this comment

Thank God it's almost over!!

school is gay - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment

haha school sucks! im in scholl right now

Laura - February 19, 2011 - Report this comment

wow I love this . I hate school too. I am in 10th grade and it sucks. School is too hard and too much for me.

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