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Song Parodies -> "No Mind"
Original Song Title:
"No Pride"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Green Day
Parody Song Title:
"No Mind"
Parody Written by:
Andrew Haworth
The Lyrics
Oh well my mind's just a mutt.
That's why I am so dumb.
I don't do well in school.
My brain's the size of a plum.
Abandoned here for life.
In my mind I have to beg:
"Make me smart, get a pop tart."
And no one ever says,
"You better swallow your mind
Or you're gonna choke on it.
You better digest your small brain,
because It's not lit.
Honor's gonna knock you down
And don't you where a big frown.
This may give you a chill,
You got no mind!"
Sects of disconnection
And traditions of lost faith
I don't know what I just said cause
My mind is erased.
Abandoned here for life.
In my mind I have to beg:
"Make me smart, get a pop tart."
And no one ever says,
"You better swallow your mind
Or you're gonna choke on it.
You better digest your small brain,
because It's not lit.
Honor's gonna knock you down
And don't you where a frown.
This may give you a chill,
You got no mind!"
"You better swallow your mind
Or you're gonna choke on it.
You better digest your small brain,
because It's not lit.
Honor's gonna knock you down
And don't you where a frown.
This may give you a chill,
You got no mind.
You got no mind.
Close your eyes and die
You got no mind."
That's why I am so dumb.
I don't do well in school.
My brain's the size of a plum.
Abandoned here for life.
In my mind I have to beg:
"Make me smart, get a pop tart."
And no one ever says,
"You better swallow your mind
Or you're gonna choke on it.
You better digest your small brain,
because It's not lit.
Honor's gonna knock you down
And don't you where a big frown.
This may give you a chill,
You got no mind!"
Sects of disconnection
And traditions of lost faith
I don't know what I just said cause
My mind is erased.
Abandoned here for life.
In my mind I have to beg:
"Make me smart, get a pop tart."
And no one ever says,
"You better swallow your mind
Or you're gonna choke on it.
You better digest your small brain,
because It's not lit.
Honor's gonna knock you down
And don't you where a frown.
This may give you a chill,
You got no mind!"
"You better swallow your mind
Or you're gonna choke on it.
You better digest your small brain,
because It's not lit.
Honor's gonna knock you down
And don't you where a frown.
This may give you a chill,
You got no mind.
You got no mind.
Close your eyes and die
You got no mind."
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