Always see it in the street or see me in NME! Popstars want to be me. All I do is Pose and Groan, inside the Rolling Stone. You'd like to see me spend a week, being on the Black Metal scene. Gawd, I'd be dead in a minute. If I could spend a day or two, with Aiden or Death Metal Stars, I'd see how rubbish we really are. We're so fake.
(Chorus)
Lifestyles of the fake punkers, we are so punk, we are so puuuunk! Get tatoo's wear eyeliner, how cool are we? How cool are we?

(Bridge)
Did you know when we were'nt famous. We hung around with all the scalls and Chavs. Yah. But we are so jelous of those moshers, how safe are they? RAZZZ! RAZZZZZ! Suddenly my head had an idea (for once) Why don't we be popish punk? Lok, how cool are we now? how cool are we now saaaaaaaaaaaafe.

You'd like to see me spend a week, being on the Black Metal scene. Gawd, I'd be dead in a minute. If I could spend a day or two, with Aiden or Death Metal Stars, I'd see how rubbish we really are. We're so fake.

(Chorus)

How razz is my spikey black hair????