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Song Parodies -> "Feng Shui (Turn the Bed Around)"

Original Song Title:

"Turn the Beat Around"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gloria Estefan

Parody Song Title:

"Feng Shui (Turn the Bed Around)"

Parody Written by:

wannabemustangjockey

The Lyrics

Feng shui is one of those things that just deserves to be made fun of.
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it upside down
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it upside down
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it upside down
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it upside down

Turn the bed around
It's feng shui in action
Turn it upside down
Pretend you're in traction
Love my chi, yes

These curtains don't look pretty
They're opaque and we cannot see the city
When you hear the sound of the buses beepin'
Then you'll know that's the reason why I'm weepin', and
Woah yeah

Turn the bed around
Don't you get the feeling?
Turn it upside down
Bolt it to the ceiling
Love my chi, yes

Turn the bed around
Paint the headboard chartreuse
Turn it upside down
Use wood from a caboose
Love my chi, yes

Some people like their retro,
But it just don't go with my set, no
And you see I've made up my mind about it
It's got to be the incense, no doubt about it, woah woah
'cause when the decorator starts playing
Gonna look like Martha Stewart, with the kitsch, kitsch, kitsch
Makes me wanna paint the walls pink yeah, yeah, yeah
And when the painter starts staining the floor
He stains that oak with the orange-tinted varnish
With the splat, splat, splat, splat, splat, splat of the brush, hey

Turn the bed around
Looks too good to measure
Turn it upside down
Blood rush acupressure
Love to turn it
Love to fern it
Love to furnish
Love to my chi, yes

Turn it up, turn it up, turn it upside down
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it upside down
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it upside down
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it upside down

Turn the bed around
I can't wait to start, yeah
Turn it upside down
Class up my apartment
Love my chi, yes
(c) 2005 Jay the Wannabe Mustang Jockey -- I don't just write song parodies

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John Barry - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! 5s
Ravyn Rant - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Love the concept. 555
MasonR - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
A fine, balanced job! 555
Rick C - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Wonderfully, wackily written parody. 555
Adagio - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM06) That's a new twist on Feng Shui. : )
Silver Power - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] No complaints here, it was funny, and it looks like it took you a while to write. d;^){-<
bobpiecheese - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] I don't get it, but it's very funny.
Agrimorfee - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I faced my sofa east after reading this one....
Matthias - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) You mean people don't normally bolt furniture to their celing? Damn, I guess I'm going to have to take that couch out now...
Rick C - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Still wacky and well-written.
Spaff.com - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Some great rhymes and subs, Jay. I particularly like "bolt it to the ceiling" and the Martha Stewart line, but it's solid all the way through. And I totally agree with your introductory comment.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - A 1,09 long sample is a bit odd IMHO, but since it's the best I've found so far: www.emotionband.net/listen.html
Tim Mayfield - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - I think this one is well decorated or is that detaroced?? Great concept for a parody.
Red Ant - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I agree with Spaff. Retro/set no also stuck out for me. Good use of TOS.
Stuart McArthur - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - gotta give you 5s just for the idea of Turn The Bed Around, and the jump from that line to writing a feng shui parody - which I kind of believe in but still think is ripe for lampooning - good pacing too, mustang - 555
Jack Wilson - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is awesome, great idea 555!
Kristof Robertson - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm totally with ya, jockey. Feng Shui not only deserves to be mocked...it MUST be mocked! 555
Johnny D - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Here are some 5s to reflect upon in your Ba-Gua mirror.
Phil Alexander - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
:-)

^(minimalist, but perfectly placed, comment to get maximum feng shui)
Claude Prez - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny stuff. And your artwork isn't bad either.
Larry Hensley - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Interesting ideas, very funny
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM: Great idea for a song, the title had me laughing. Well done!
Josh 2 - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOs but lyrics were relaly good, 555
Chris Frederick - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very creative! I enjoyed it.

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