I am so done for
As I just woke up and see I have no pants on
Looking to the skies
Flashes in my eyes
Calls to mind a certain scene
Last time I’d zipped my flies?
.
I’ve gone and lost my pants again
Cant remember where I left them
And I just ran to the Gents
I look like such a fool

Now the situations hard to comprehend
I’m running round with pants and shoes on
Now I’ve gone and lost my pants again
I;m stuck here in the loo

I cannot pretend
My freezing ass off I’ll run for it
And to my surprise
Spots before the eyes
Stands a copper tall and true
Questions and implies

I said I lost my pants again
Ha just laughed and put the cuffs on
Then he thought that I was bent
I feel like such a tool

The he suggested I should wear a belt
Its not my fault can’t keep my clothes on
Now I’ve gone and lost my pants again
I look like such a fool

I’m on the TV news out loud
Theirs all this laughing in the crowd
Youtube portrays me this way
A dirty little flasher with his pants astray

I wish my pants could stay together
I’ll glue them on they’ll stick forever
But still the mystery puzzles me
Where they

We could have been so good together,
We could have made this last forever...
But now, whos gonna dance with me?
Please stay.

I’ve got to find my pants again
Got to drunk and now I’ve lost them
Seems to happen on the weekends
I haven’t got a clue

I’ve gone and asked around to all of my friends
Could you make sure I keep my jeans on
I cannot lose my pants again
I’ve only one left too

Now that youre gone...
Now that youre gone...
Now that youre gone...
Was what I did so wrong?
So wrong that you had to leave me alone?