Song Parodies -> "Sonic (The Hedgehog)"

Original Song Title:

"Epic"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Sonic (The Hedgehog)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

One of my favorite hard rock songs of all time to one of my favorite video games of all time, hopefully it won't be overlooked like most video game parodies are.

He is running, racing, picking up coins!
A hedgehog, which to run fast he enjoys
Doc Robotnik tries to catch him but this rodent’s too fast
Tries to make him dead or at least in a cast
The Doc wants to own Mobius tonight
But Sonic wins when he puts up a fight
He’ll assault ‘em, brawl ‘em, scuffles and feats
He’ll beat that end boss and return to the streets

You need emeralds so you can cash them
(Fast, fast, fast…)

With robots, villians, and weapons in store
Sonic blocks these attacks, and he tears up the floor
While Tails pairs him, helps him snare them
Can’t repair them, and won’t spare them!

Slowed to a crawl’s not how you’ll see him
(Fast, fast, fast…)
Too tough to chase, they won’t achieve him
(Fast, fast, fast…)

With each stride, He’s sprayed up grass and dirt
He’s speedy, He’s eating chilidogs then he burps
Life’s hard when boys wanna make you slain
Then battles Knuckles just to win the game!

Gals are enthralled, The Flash is finished
(Fast, fast, fast…)
Don’t try to race, cause you won’t win it!

RO-BOT-NIK!!!

Sonic!
Robotnik!
Sonic!
Robotnik!
Sonic!
Robotnik!
Sonic!

Can’t be licked!
Sonic!
Try your tricks!
Sonic!
Damn he’s quick!
Sonic!
What the frick?!

Runs down the halls and through the caverns!
(Fast, fast, fast…)
Beer fades away while at the tavern!
(Fast, fast, fast…)

Sonic!
Fight the pricks!
Sonic!
Pretty slick!
Sonic!
Jumps and flips!
Sonic!
(Fast, fast, fast…)

Sonic!
He won’t trip!
Sonic!
Well equipped!
Sonic!
Give us tips!
Sonic!
(Fast, fast, fast…)

Sonic!
Watch him skid!
Sonic!
Loved by kids!
Sonic!
Flipped my lid!
Sonic!
(Fast, fast, fast…)

Sonic!
Off the grid!
Sonic!
Get a grip!
Sonic!
See that kick!
Sonic!
(Fast, fast, fast…)

Sonic!

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AFW - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment

Not familiar with the video game, but you make it come to life, here

Below Average Dave - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment

I remember the Sega/Nintendo wars back in the day when Sonic was the Sega star (too bad for him that the rest of Sega couldn't live up to Sonic's potential) I miss the old Sonic--Ironically the song "Epic" is not terribly epic as a parody write, or at least you made it seem easy, 5s

MrMacphisto - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment

Very clever use of a basic chorus. I never would've thought Sonic would work so well with this.

Jonathan S. - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment

Technically, Sonic collects rings (not coins) (^_^), but still, a very nice piece of work. 555

All together now...

SEEEGAAAAAAA!

Christie Marie M - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment

I've always been a big fan of Sonic The Hedgehog. My bro and I used to play it together on our Sega Genesis (back in the 1990's). My bro still remembers the cheat code of Sonic 2 after 17 years. We beat all the Sonic games. Now I watch Sonic clips on YouTube. Please loop around, collect 555 rings plus a 1up! This song's "up, over, and gone!"

Agrimorfee - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment

Hehe, well done tribute. 555 (but nitpick time: "feats" is not a verb, and "achieve" is not something someone does to someone).

Matthias - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment

There's me failing 5th grade English again, change those two words to "beats" and "capture"

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