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Song Parodies -> "Nobody Knows You When You're In The Nude"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody Knows You When You're Down And Out"

Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Nobody Knows You When You're In The Nude"

Parody Written by:

John Lomain

The Lyrics

Once you lived the life of a nudist
You could say that you were not the prudest
Took all your clothes off had a mighty good time
Bought no clothes and thought that was just fine

But since you were always bare
Lost all your good friends, had nothing to wear
You get your hands on some clothes again
You’ll hang on to them ‘cause they are your friends

Because nobody knows you
When you’re in the nude
Got no pockets, ‘cause you’re naked
Completely nude, from toes to head

When you get back on some clothes again
Everybody wants to be your long lost friend
I said it’s strange but people are prudes
Nobody knows you when you’re in the nude

Nobody knows you
When you’re in the nude
No more pockets, just your body
And you are not a real cute hottie
When you get clothes on your bod again
Everybody wants to be your friends again
I said it’s strange, but it's considered crude
And you can’t go out (and you can’t go out)
Nobody knows you (Nobody knows you)
Nobody knows you when you’re in the nude

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Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - February 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Nice! Anticipate more great songs (sec code VPU)

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