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Song Parodies -> "Mayfield (2000 Pocono 500)"

Original Song Title:

"Layla (Unplugged)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Mayfield (2000 Pocono 500)"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

I am a huge fan of Eric Clapton and his music. As a tribute to the late Dale Earnhardt and to Mr. Clapton himself, I decided I'd write a NASCAR version of Clapton's acoustic rendition of the 1970 masterpiece "Layla" that appeared on the Unplugged album in 1992. This song tells the story of the 2000 Pocono 500 in the Winston Cup Series.
What will you do out on the racetrack
You know there's only two laps to go
You've been chasing Earnhardt much too long
And you want to come up and steal the show
Mayfield, you're coming off turn 3
Mayfield, don't try to make contact with me
Mayfield, are you going to win
at Pocono?
Tried to give Dale consolation
But on the last lap you ran him down
Like a fool, Dale made contact with you
He was glad he didn't get upside down
Mayfield, you hit the #3
Mayfield, don't try that with me
Mayfield, why'd you go and win
at Pocono?
After 200 laps in Pennsylvania
The Earnhardt fans all went insane
Please don't say, "I rooted him out of the way"
"I rattled his cage in vain"
Mayfield, you hit the #3
Mayfield, don't try that with me
Mayfield, why'd you go and win
at Pocono? Yeah, yeah
Mayfield, you hit the #3
Mayfield, don't try that with me
Mayfield, why'd you go and win
at Pocono? Yeah, yeah
Mayfield, you hit the #3
Mayfield, don't try that with me
Mayfield, why'd you go and win
at Pocono?

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