Song Parodies -> "(I Kiss) The Boss's Ass"

Original Song Title:

"My Father's Eyes"

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Original Performer:

"(I Kiss) The Boss's Ass"

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The Lyrics

To all the brown-nosers in the workplace... this anthem is for you.

Staring down that promotion
Singing the “Locomotion”
Let my boss use my lotion
She appreciated it

Complimented her new dress
Put my wolf-whistle
Up to the test
She seemed flattered, but all my
Colleagues glared at me
They think I kiss the boss’s ass (think I go kissing her ass)
The boss’s ass
They think I kiss the boss’s ass (think I go kissing her ass)
The boss’s ass

Added my boss on Facebook
If she accepts am I off the hook
From all of those reprimands past?
With her I find I have a blast

How do I ask without begging?
Let her know that I
Want to move up
My colleagues are jealous
They just glare at me
Convinced I kiss the boss’s ass (think I go kissing her ass)
The boss’s ass
Convinced I kiss the boss’s ass (think I go kissing her ass)
The boss’s ass

The tip of my nose turns brown
My colleagues now see me down
I start to think I’m played for a fool
Made to look like a useless tool

As I shrivel up and die
How could I lose it?
Lose my big chance?
To move up, find my spot
My colleagues cheer up
Don’t try to kiss the boss’s ass (think I go kissing her ass)
The boss’s ass
Don’t try to kiss the boss’s ass (think I go kissing her ass)
The boss’s ass

The boss’s ass (think I go kissing her ass)
The boss’s ass
I’ll admit I was a kiss-ass
A big kiss-ass

Don't you just love brown-nosers?

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Andria - May 14, 2012 - Report this comment

Wonderful work and nice to see you back. I never brown-nose, but the weirdo Trekkie/weeaboo/furry hybrid video game specialist at my work does. I have the day off due to an ATF inspection at my work that only management and the gun guy could be there for, so here I am on AIR, 5s.

Rebekah Dub - May 14, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, Andria! It's nice to be back. My new position has taken some getting used to, and I was still moonlighting as a sub, which was why I hadn't had a lot of time to write... that, and I was in the process of finishing another writing project. I'm not a brown-noser either, but I find it really annoying (though I try to ignore it). I happened to get a day off as well. (It's my day off at my day job, but no sub calls came in today.)

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